**”Russell caught a cold”**
collection of stories you shouldn't read at work
**”Russell caught a cold”**
**”Russell shoots an erotic video”**
**”Looking into your green, slanting eyes”**
**”Oversexed couple”**
**”Our memories”**
*Russell’s memories*
**”I value everything you give me”**
Today I decided to go to shop right after our breakfast. What a beautiful sky with clouds, and birds sing! I came to the shop, took the main products and saw little packages with some toffees. They’re tiny and they look like cupcakes, so cute. I’ll buy them for my Russell! And I bought everything I took.
I came home. I went into the room where Russell was writing something now, and I said:
“Russell, look what I bought for you!”
I’m showing him a package of toffee.
“Toffees!”
He said, excited about this. I opened the package and put it on the table. And he said:
“I want you to feed me, so it’ll taste better.”
And I brought a toffee to Russell’s mouth. He had a toffee in his mouth, touching my fingertips with his lips, and it sexually aroused me a little. He chews it and says:
“Mmm!! What an amazing chocolate taste! And into it is a thick chocolate filling, and the toffee itself is soft!!”
He sits on a chair and turned his back on me, and I put my arms on his shoulders and I said with a smile:
**”I have a lot in common with Russell”**
It’s a cold day. After I made breakfast for Russell, I went to college.
Now is recess. I wonder who is it in the distance? Oh, no, these are the nasty three classmate girls who insulted my feelings for Russell. Their names are Pandora, Lola and Sue. One of them said:
“Well, hi! Are you still having fun with the old man?”
Now they’re laughing! I hate them! And lucky for me, two good girls came, their names are Mayme and Mina. They’re my classmate girls, too, and I get along with them. They heard our conversation, and Mayme asked:
“What’s Pandora talking about?”
Pandora answered:
“She dates a 60-year-old man and she’s most likely sleeps with him!”
Mayme asked:
“Is it true?”
And I answered:
“Yes, it’s true. I have elderly boyfriend, his name is Russell, and I became his cohabitant. But I lied a little bit about his age… in fact, he is 71 years old…”
Mayme said:
“I support your relationship with him, although I would hardly date any elderly man.”
Mina said:
**”Cure me, Russell”**
**”Seductive maturity”**
**”More than a friend”**