This was more than a decade ago, so I apologize if the details are fuzzy. At points it might not be an exact quote, but just the general idea of what was said.
I was working at a tech company just trying to build up a decent savings and retirement while I figured out what I really wanted to be doing. Most of the people working there were family types who were settled into their lives already. Married, raising kids, and comfortable, so I never really looked for anything/anyone at work.
After about 6 months though, I began to notice this redhead in the break room. It was a large company with hundreds of employees, so even after half a year I didn’t know everyone by name (especially people working in other departments/projects). She would always smile at me, probably waiting for me to strike up conversation, but I was young and shy then, so I’d just smile back. She had looooong curly bright red hair, freckles, big bright greenish-blue eyes, and for such a small woman (about 160cm and maybe 50kg) a phat ass that you can’t ignore – and she knew it. Every time she came to the break room I’d see her sway her hips to accentuate her curvy tush. Mesmerizing.