So, my best friend [F] asked if I [M] wanted to go out for breakfast this past Sunday. We have had a history, as we did date for a bit, but at this point we’re just really good friends. Wake up Sunday morning and we head to Denny’s in her car. We get there and go through the motions: table for two, get seated, order. Nothing special.
We talk of course, and we talk like we always do. Somehow the topic of sex comes up, which isn’t unusual for us, and we end up talking about anything we’ve done recently. Neither of us lost our virginity yet (she promised her mother, I just have no game), and, spoiler alert, we still haven’t. But, anyways, she talked about how she hooked up with a guy who tried eating her out but did so for only 2 seconds before feeling “disgusted” and pulling away. I was kind of taken aback to be honest. The conversation somehow never changes course, and we’re still talking about dirty stuff headed to the car. Thus us where things get interesting.