PM_YUR_PIERCINGS, Author at NSFW story — Page 9 of 16

[MF] Dumping a big load

A few months ago I had a vasectomy done, and they give you the cups for testing after the procedure. Life got in the way and I never got the test done to prove I was no longer shooting active sperm.

This past week my wife put down the hammer that I had to get tested. I checked the information and it said to not ejaculate for 48-72 hours. This was new to me as I jerk-off daily, or my wife and I have been focusing on having sex at least twice a week (kids and stuff).

I wake up this morning ready to go drop of the sample. I had picked out the perfect porn to watch. As I’m about to get started I double check the sample instructions and realize that you have to call the lab 24-hours in advance. Now I’m 4 days backed-up, and can’t drop off until Monday morning.

I was in the bathroom but heard my wife wake up. Already being hard, I Porky-Pigged into the bedroom and told her the problem.

“What do you want me to do?” Read more »

[MF] Cruise ship sex

Just answered an ARAD question about a vacation hook-up so figured I would share it here.

My college friends like to do 3-night cruises as bachelor parties. On one trip I decided to take an afternoon nap after a few beers. I was woken up by the sound of someone crying in the hallway. When I got up to check I found a girl sobbing because she couldn’t find her key and her friends had left on a shore excursion. She was convinced she couldn’t get into her room, so I invited her to chill in my room.

She was day drunk so I just gave her a big hug to calm her down and said I was taking a nap if she wanted to join me. She crawled into my bunk and we started spooning.

I was shirtless and only wearing a pair of gym shorts. She had a bikini on with a pair of little running shorts. She smelled like suntan lotion, sweat, and body spray. Her ass rubbed into me and started to get me hard. Read more »

[MF] Dating an entertainer

There was one girl that I connected with via Match that worked part time as an entertainer for kids parties. Her specialty was Bar Mitzvahs. Her job was to get the party going and fill the dance floor.

She was a classically trained dancer, but college had packed on a few pounds (the body type I love). But the fun part was the bag of wigs and costumes she used at these parties. Blonde and pink wigs, police hats and handcuffs, scarfs, etc. Every cheesy thing that you could use to get a crowd into a sober party.

We would use them as props for sex. It was great fucking this pink haired girl and cumming on her tits knowing that Saturday night she would wear the same wig to get a 12 year old boy on the dance floor.

One of my favorite experiences was using the feathered boa to pull her head into my crotch as my cock choked her.

[MF] When being fast pays off

From the time we were dating my wife said that she hated giving head if it took forever to cum. Apparently she had an ex that wouldn’t nut for 30 minutes, but wouldn’t let her stop.

I laughed and said I had no problem being quick.

“Good. If you cum fast, I’ll blow you more often.”

Almost 10 years later and the arrangement is still working out. Even better, in some cases. Sure there’s the quick dick sucking before we fuck, but sometimes I just want a good BJC (Blow Job to Completion).

After I started going back to the gym and getting a huge uptick in libido, she wanted to go back as well. Thankfully my work makes it possible for me to largely come & go as I please, so twice a week she goes to the gym in the morning while I watch the kids, then head to the office a little later.

This morning she gets back and the youngest is already taking a morning nap, and the oldest is watching something on the tablet. Read more »

[MF] For the love of science

All day my wife and I teased each other with dirty comments, groping, and some flashes. After a day of chasing the kids around, we were both waiting for the moment we could get them to bed and shower.

As the family portion of the day was winding down I decided that I wanted to make sure that the sex lived up to expectations, so I popped a little blue pill.

She showered first while I read stories. When I finally got in to the shower, I made sure everything was clean and that was enough to start getting me hard. When I walked into the bedroom I found she was on the bed in a crotch-less lace cat suit, with her hands already exploring her pussy.

My face quickly replaced her hand and we were off to the races. Having been teased all day, I was ready to cum the second I was in her mouth, then in her pussy. We switched positions and paces to keep me from shooting, as I wanted to make sure she got hers. After she crawled off me from reverse cowgirl I started fucking her missionary, knowing that the pressure of pushing into her and grinding would get her there. And it did. Finally I could cum, but it was a bit anti-climatic as I fought it for so long. Read more »

[MF] Cock still sticky

Got home from the gym this morning and hopped in the shower. Had a semi from a good workout and just generally feeling horny. Instead of a crank session in the shower, I was hoping my wife would be up for something.

With the kids still sleeping, she was still in bed. I pulled the blanket aside to see her beautiful ass eating a thong. I dropped my towel and started rubbing my cock between her ass cheeks. I became hard and then super hard as she started wiggling her ass.

She lifted her hips off the bed allowing me to pull her panties and spread her legs as I climbed on top of her. She was still on her stomach, and I don’t think her eyes opened yet. I reached between her legs to feel it warm and starting to get wet.

I needed to get ready soon, so needed to start fucking now. I grabbed the lube from the night stand and poured it down her ass crack. The extra lube let me push into her tight pussy. Finally a moan escaped her lips as I went hilt deep. Some light and slow thrusting started to loosen her up. Read more »

[M] Gym trainer’s panties

I’ve posted recently about the sex benefits of working out, but yesterday discovered the most unusual benefit.

The boot camp I go to was taught by a different instructor this week. I’ve seen her at the gym before, and it was great to interact with her. About 40-42 years old, in amazing physical shape, and always wear the tightest workout pants and little tank tops. So amazingly hot. Almost looks like Aunt Becky from Full House.

Apparently she works a normal 9-5 and was only covering the morning classes for another instructor. She was running late after her post-class shower and was digging through her gym bag looking for her keys near the cubbies while I was putting on my shoes.

In the process of putting everything back, she accidentally left a tank top in a cubbie and left. I grabbed it to hand back but she was already halfway out the door, then I noticed a thong was stuck to the tank-top.

I shoved the thong in my gym bag and turned in the tank top at the front desk. Read more »

[MF] Working out does a body good

If you don’t go to the gym, start going.

I got back into the routine a few weeks ago and it has skyrocketed my sex life with the wife. It wasn’t bad before, but we often would succumb to just being tired and too busy. But since going back to the gym I can tell that my testosterone levels are going up. Simply put, I’m horny all the time. Being close to 40, it’s nice waking up with morning wood all the time.

This morning we were both surprised to wake up on our own without alarm clocks or children screaming. My cock was hard as a rock due to morning wood and a wonderful dream about going down on my wife. I told her about my dream while my hand crept up her thigh. I started to just rub her pussy over her panties while not so subtlety rubbing my cock against her leg.

She squirmed a bit and started spreading her legs, giving me more access to her hot pussy. My fingers pushed aside her panties to start tracing her lips which were starting to become wet. There was a hot sigh as my fingers just barely entered her, and her hips started to lift off the bed. Read more »

[MF] Watching each other

As happens to many couples once they have kids, my wife and I’s sex life has changed from when we were childless. Often it will be a week or two of no sex, followed by a week of several nights of sex.

I had recently started working out again and it has boosted my libido. Last week we had a great round of sex on Thursday night, which of course made us both super horny all day Friday, which also happened to by our monthly date night.

As were getting ready to go out, I commented that I had been semi-hard all day thinking about fucking her again. She then told me that she had “punished her clit” in the shower with the hand sprayer, and needed to be fucked again.

Date night went great, and then we were back in bed. I asked her to show me what punishing her clit looked like. Her hand slid into her panties and started making circles. They were slow at first, but started to pick up the pace. I leaned in and started sucking on her nipples.

“Keep going. I love watching you.” Read more »