[MFF] – A Pirate’s Life for Me

In 2003, a little film called “Pirates of the Caribbean” hit the theaters. That year’s hot costume was born. Some of us liked the pirate life long before the movie. I grew up in a beach town and we had pirate days and stuff at my school. Once I saw the movie, I knew those old costumes could be useful, so I picked them up from home and took them to college.

I wasn’t in a frat, but I had a group of friends that were kind of like a frat. Four of us lived together with two of them having girlfriends there pretty much full time. We had parties monthly. Well, they were more like get togethers where we’d smoke pot and talk about life after graduation or legalizing weed or libertarian politics vs. far left politics. It was a different time.

Anyway, so we were having this big Halloween bash. I was going to be a fairly decent pirate and not the cheap ones. I was single for the first Halloween in awhile. I was excited. Day of the party gets there and we’ve got the place decked out. It started off laid back, but then we started playing King’s Cup and it got pretty lit from there.

[MF] I’ve cum on her chest several times now…

I’ve been feeling a little down lately and, quite frankly, a little lonely. I tried apps, but just couldn’t break through the noise, I guess. So, I decided to hit up the local bar scene and go old fashioned. Most of the bars are sausage fests, so I won’t bore you with the failures. The money bar was a metal bar.

Now, I didn’t know it was a metal bar until I rolled in. By then it was too late. Just your average Joe, in a t-shirt and jeans, standing out in the sea of black leather. I decided “what the hell” and sat and got a whiskey triple with a beer back. As I sat and got well and drunk and apparently it was a live music night. They sent around this girl with dark lipstick let everyone know the show was about to start. She was flanked by a bouncer.

The crowd pushed towards the stage. More people showed up. Finally, the band came on, and the lights went down. I was good and toasty so I joined up with the crowd. Fist in the air. Head nodding. I was near a group of obvious friends, somewhat near my age. My eyes kept darting towards them. Mostly because of the woman with the huge chest.