So I was feeling pretty grim lately. I always feel grim around my birthday, but after we reach a certain age, don’t we all? Me and my friend Amanda were going out to the movies together to see The *House with a Clock in Its Walls.* A very good movie, indeed! I recommend you see it at least once. Amanda enjoyed it but she had to go and attend to her boyfriend, so we parted ways.
The movie finished at around 8 PM. It was dark out, and I always carry a flashlight since my town is a bunch of dark alleyways and you never know whose going to jump out at you! So anywho, I was walking along the alleyways near the park when my flashlight seemed to reflect against something really bright. I also heard the sound of something running… ”water!” I remarked in my head. But then I noticed a nice, curved stream of water. At this point I knew it wasn’t water and it was in fact a person just pissing in the street.