After reading a number of stories here, I decided to tell you one of my own.
It was a summer night and I was working in direct sales in a tourist place. A short, chubby, long-haired blonde comes along and stares at the promotional video that was running. She literally stood there and said nothing. I knew I had a sale. So we start chatting… Yeah, you can do this; no, it's not dangerous; nobody died so far. She informs me she would likely bring her friend along and they will buy their tickets when they come back.
Except they didn't. She bought the tickets a bit further down the road, as I learned when they turn up for the ride.
Now, as for her friend… While I couldn't see her body at first, as it was covered in some clothes, she did leave a good impression as she was moving with grace. They get on the boat and sit down, the guys on the boat do the usual preparations, and amidst that, the brunette says she is kind of afraid, to which I reply: "Well, guys, I hope you can get her wet…" Without any bad intentions. I was a virgin, hey! And off they went.