Author: PleaseDontTease

I really enjoy telling these stories so fuck it here’s another.

I like to go streaking, and this was before I had the idea to open my garage and go out through there, so I was streaking just out onto my front porch. I was too scared to go past my porch but I wanted to, so I had the idea to leave the front door in just my underwear, hide behind the car we had parked in the driveway, and then take of my underwear and streak a little.

Well this didn’t go as planned, as soon as I stepped out on the porch in my underwear my neighbor came outside to throw trash away. And being as horny as I was, my panties had an obvious wet spot on them, I’m not sure if he noticed or not. I said good morning in a very awkward voice, he said nothing and walked back inside.

I’d like to say these were an extremely sexy pair of bra and panties but I didn’t want to get anything nice dirty outside so I was just wearing an old pink flowery one I got when I was like 12 and a plain white bra. Read more »

This was back in highschool (I was still 18). My whole family would leave the house for work and school so since our highschool started later I would be waiting about 40 minutes alone till my bus came. This could only mean bad things (and by bad I mean oh so good).

I would start by going into my sister room (it had the best view of the driveway) and I’d strip every single thing off my body. Then I’d peak out the window and check if anyone was there, it was nothing so I ran downstairs, opened the garage, and than ran back up to the window to double check, the coast was still clear so I can start.

I’d open the door just a bit and listen for cars, if I heard nothing I’d run out to the opening of my garage and look for cars from there, if I still heard/saw nothing, I’d run out and try to touch the sidewalk out front and then run back. Read more »

If you haven’t read part 1 you should check that out first: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/wj9tbb/i_f_got_stuck_outside_naked_for_almost_4_hours/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I have no clue whether or not there’s still people around or inside that car, but it’s getting way too late. I don’t have any way to tell the time and it’s already felt like ages so for all I know the sun could be coming up soon and I don’t want to have to make it back to my car with the sun up. So I walk around to the front of the walled off area with the dumpsters and I quickly slip through the gates so I can look to see if maybe someone threw clothes away in the dumpster. No clothes at all. I considered covering myself with some white packaging paper I found on the ground but I thought that might just illuminate me more, so I would have to walk past the wrecked car, get my keys from the main road, and than back to my car naked. Read more »

This is a long long story. It wouldn’t let me post it cause it was too long so I’m gonna try to do 2 parts. It’s also completely true, I know it sounds made up but trust me I wish it was made up.

Also it’s a really long story so there’s a TL;DR at the bottom of the post

Some backstory, I like to go streaking sometimes, it’s mostly for the adrenaline rush although I’d be lying if I said it didn’t make me outrageously horny. I don’t like showing off to people, I just like the idea of *almost* exposing myself, and part of that is to make it somewhat difficult to get back to my clothes.

I had just gotten off of night school at like 10pm and I decided I would go streaking tonight, (no real reason other than it sounds exciting and I don’t have work tomorrow so I don’t have to worry about staying out too late). I drive out to a semi secluded church parking lot because I know they don’t have cameras there. Read more »