Author: Plastic-Historian188

[FM] buying weed from,then going down on, a crush from high school

Cassie was a pretty bad girl in high school. My friends talked about how she was the girl they’d cheat with, about how she was the girl that would blow them, show her massive tits to, and then create drama by telling their girlfriends.

I was a pretty timid nerd in high school. One of my friends, Stevie, always talked about licking her nipples, and how they were these tiny things the same color as her boobs.

She wore lots of eyeshadow, had a massive rack and a skinny waist, and had lots of problems at
Home. She had this hot, deep laugh and sometimes wore glasses, and flirted with everyone.

I never, ever hooked up with her but I jerked off thinking of her tits a ton.

Later in my life I found her on tinder. We flirted some and I could tell she was the type who had a hookup on shitty weed, and I definitely needed some.

She had gained a lot of weight from high school. I didn’t care, she still had big tits and had dyed her hair and I was still running on that high school crush grind. Read more »

[FM] How I gave a facial to a tinder date in a park

I was dating on Tinder a few years ago, and matched with this goth/witchy babe. Glasses, lots of long, flowy skirts, had a real librarian look. We were both divorced parents, so we both knew the angle of being WAY past intial bullshit and being pretty direct about what our needs were.

I told her that I probably wasn’t the best material for a long-term thing, since I was divorced in the past few months, but I wanted to see what things were like, and she wanted to see what I was like, since she lived in a smaller town and kept saying how hot I was.

Met her, she had long shirts, a great goth librarian look, a tight shirt and big fat tits. Wonderful.

We met at a coffee shop, talked about what we would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse. We then thought about getting a drink, but she was pretty weird about drinking with a stranger on the first date. She was afraid I could take advantage of her (this is pretty odd considering how things went later).

So we go to this park. QUiet, lots of trees, totally dark at this point. Night. Read more »