Note: I originally posted this in r/Truebigdickstories which is why I focus on that aspect a lot. If you find that obnoxious then sorry etc, but I ain’t re-writing it! I think there’s something in here for everyone though. Happy to provide additional details if asked.
I recently moved back to my hometown after six years away so a couple weekends ago a bunch of us got together to celebrate and have a good time. A lot had changed among the group while I was away as one would expect. Some couples had gotten married, some broke up, some had children, there are some new faces, etc. Overall this was still the same group of people I had known for a long time though, only now with some different dynamics. We started with drinks and games at a friends place, and since this occasion was about welcoming me home I was fielding a lot of questions from everyone about my time away. Naturally the topic of my dating life came up and I was explaining that I had a couple brief flings but nothing serious when a guy friend of mine interjects, “He was probably too busy wrecking tinder dates with his monster cock!” Which got a roar of laughter from everyone. It’s something that’s been attached to my reputation for most of my life so everyone is aware I’m on the larger side, whether it’s first hand or from hearing jokes/comment about it, so I was used to it and just continued on with the conversation.