2016 was a very interesting year for many, many reasons. I think we can all agree on how odd is was so many celebrities tapped out, and if I didn’t know any better it seems each one died because of me ?
Yes, 2016 was the beginning of my manwhoring. Being raised in a celibate lifestyle, I finally said “fuck it” quite literally and began fucking any date that wasn’t a gross catfish using photos 4 years old. No second date for them. But there was a spree of girls that year I took to town. This girl a dated for a bit, we can call her Egg, she was my first real good fuck, and the first one to truly appreciate the size. Just out of high school, Egg was a cute little Korean thing with a tight body and body conscious dresses. They showed off her lithe figure and she was a goofy personality too, funny and matched me pretty well and would bruise real easily. This was always made it fun and easy to mark her, smack her ass and she’d show me the bruises the next day. [Not her](https://i.imgur.com/jmdRicy.jpg), but very similar body type