My Wife’s Hot Younger Sister [M/F]

My wife Julia has been fairly estranged from her Mom for large parts of her life. They’ve always just rubbed one another the wrong way and have found it best to keep a safe distance between them. Still, a few times a year we’ll make the trek out to see her Mom and Julia’s half-sister, Autumn.

Last August, Julia and I begrudgingly opted to make the hour-long drive to attend her Mom’s 50th birthday party. We weren’t jazzed about it, but felt we should get in our time now and maybe skip Thanksgiving there in a few months.

It was sticky hot that day. Julia’s mother Anne lived in a cookie-cutter neighborhood just on the city side of the boonies. It was simultaneously nice and trashy. Regardless, she had an in-ground pool which was heavily occupied with party goers due to the late summer mugginess. After Julia and I grabbed a few beers, we made our way to the edge of the pool. That’s when Autumn emerged from the water, lighting up at our arrival.

The Red Eye Flight [non-consent] [public] [m/f] [mile high club]

“Goddammit,” I said, hitting the blunt. “I do *not* want to take this flight tonight.” I exhaled and a cloud of thick smoke filled the car. The cracked windows yanked most of the smoke out into the night air, but a thick mass of scent remained. I passed the partially smoked cigar up to my Uber driver, Tony.

“Legit, man,” he consorted. His words were creaky as spoke, holding the smoke in his lungs. “Long flight?”

“Yeah, like 5 hours or so. At least it’s direct. I can’t hub in Denver anymore. That tram annoys me to no end.” Tony hit it again at my insistence. I was already crazy high. Completely flaking on the fact that I even *had* the blunt on me, I was fortunate to have had a late night driver who smoked. Otherwise it would’ve ended up in the trash outside the airport drop-off area.

“Cool, yeah. You comfy back there? Air okay?” He said, a little dazed. I appreciated his commitment to his job, even as I was encouraging him to ignore its restrictions. “For sure, man. Feelin’ great, really,” I laughed.