Thai massage gone sideways

I went for a Thai massage between lockdowns. A NORMAL massage – not a “Happy End” place mind you. I paid when I entered and then was escorted to the room where the massage would take place.

There were two rooms with massage futon mattresses on the floor separated by a fabric curtain between them. One could kind of see through the curtains a bit: at least make out a sillouette.

So I go for the massage and remove my clothes as one does here in Europe and I get under the sheet on the massage mattress. Here is where it does not get strange: I just wanted a normal massage – and that’s what I’m getting!

I fell asleep on my stomach. The therapist is bending me like a pretzel – I’m even drooling from being half asleep and totally relaxed. As you know when a guy is relaxed or asleep he can get an erection – or even a partial erection as it was in my case here.

Again, it was a non sexual massage. I’m relaxed. I’m halfway asleep. My blood is flowing. I feel limber. She asks me to turn overhalfway through the massage after about half an hour had gone by (it was a one hour massage).