Author: PervyLandlord

Landlord Confessions: Student breaks washer and blows me for forgiveness [MF]

The usual boring background bit first: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…

Vanessa is a 20 year old student with the most severe case of resting bitch face I’ve ever seen. But looking pissed off all the time doesn’t change the fact that she is sexy as fuck. A brunette with ringlet hair, blue eyes and always in makeup which is done perfectly. Best of all is her incredible chest. Big doesn’t come close. E’s minimum. Even just her walk is enough to get them bouncing and she’s always wearing something that shows them off.

So when I got a call from Vanessa telling me to come round urgently to help fix the broken washing machine I wasn’t as annoyed as I might have been by yet another fucking broken appliance. Read more »

Landlord Confessions: Anal loving student stays for summer [MF]

The usual boring background bit first: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…

Amy was a 20 year old student who was a total pain in ass and only got away with it because of her big innocent eyes and smile. Being tall and leggy redhead helped too. But she had the ability to break almost everything she touched. When she moved into one of my student houses for her second year at university I swear I was round fixing something at least once a month. She’s the only person I’ve ever known who managed to break a pair of curtains. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN??

Even though I was round at the house all the time thanks to her clumsiness, nothing ever happened. It seemed she had a long term boyfriend and didn’t show any of the tell-tale signs of flirting or suggestion she’d be into doing anything. Read more »

Landlord Confessions: Interrupting a 3some [MMF]

The usual boring background bit first: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…

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As well as having to constantly fix the million things that somehow manage to go wrong in student houses everyday, one of the main landlord jobs is carrying out inspections to make sure that your properties aren’t being wrecked and to try to catch problems before they go wrong and literally bring the house down.

Despite what some commenters have said on my other posts – I’m actually not an asshole. I schedule my inspections well in advance so everyone knows when to expect me and I NEVER turn up for “surprise inspections” because who the hell wants that in their life?

But no matter how much warning I give or how many reminders I send students nearly always forget. Which is why I’ve walked in of quite a few interesting things over the years! Read more »

Landlord Confessions: Student jerked me off on her doorstep after she’d forgotten her key. [MF]

The boring background bit again: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…

Lisa is one of the most polite students I’ve ever met. She’s been renting from me for nearly two years and in all that time I’ve never had a single problem or issue from her. She’s a dream tenant and even buys me a Christmas card. She’s also cute as fuck. Long haired brunette with innocent looking hazel eyes and tits that I have to force myself not to stare at whenever I see her. Such a gentleman – I know!

So I was super surprised when I get a text from her at 1.42am. Read more »

Landlord confession: Student sucked me off for fixing her broken bed [MF]

The boring background bit: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…

Jodie is fucking gorgeous and knows it. A pixie haired blonde with amazing fuck me eyes who has clearly never had any issues getting precisely what she wants.

And she sent me a text.

‘Super embarrassing but I think my bed is broken! Tried to fix it but no idea where to start. Can you come round and look? Might need a new one! Sorry for being such a pain! Xx’

My pervy brain jumps straight to the conclusion that she’s ridden some poor guy so hard she’s snapped the bed in two. I head over hoping I’ll get the full story. Read more »