Author: pervy_male

[M] I found homemade porn on a work computer

A colleague (let’s call him Jim) at work left and I [M] was tasked with removing his account from his laptop. I had to check his document folder to make sure everything was backed up to the server. In doing so I found a directory buried a few levels down that contained about a hundred photos. Clicked open the first one to see what they were to be confronted with a mature plump woman in a strappy leather outfit on all fours being fucked from behind by a guy standing behind her. Her large saggy tits hung down to the mattress through the cupless bra as the old guy held onto the lead that was attached to a thick studded collar.

I didn’t recognise the man but the woman was familiar despite the mask over her eyes. I had met her a few times a Christmas parties and was definitely Jims wife. They were both in their 50s and Jim was a quiet well spoken guy. His wife was also a sweet woman who when I met dressed really conservatively. Read more »

[MF] Young girl showed me she was going commando.

It was about five years ago I had to go to Birmingham (UK) for a training course. I was the oldest one there, 35 amongst guys I their early 20s. Needless to say they wanted to hit the pubs and clubs of an evening. We went up to Warsaw where there was a big trendy club but hit the pub across the road first for some drinks.

We were standing around a tall table when a group of 5 girls walked in. They were dressed for clubbing or rather barely dressed for clubbing. The whole pub watched as the went to the bar. They were in high spirits and came towards us and settled by the pool table near us and they started playing some sort of game with all five of them.

As they bent over to take their turn, their very short skirts and dresses rode up revealing their butt cheeks. They must have felt every pair of eyes in the place staring at their arses. They giggled and smirked as they knew what they were doing. The youngsters I was with just stood there drooling, but I struck up a conversation with one of them. It’s much easier when you are not trying to pull them. Read more »

[MF] Girl chats to her friend while I am shagging her

My first holiday with the lads was to Ibiza. After a couple of days of getting 3rd degree burns in the sun whilst nursing hangovers we finally settled down and stayed just sober enough to meet the ladies. I managed to hook up with a lass from Yorkshire, Mel, who wasn’t backward in coming forward when she declared,

‘Don’t get all lovey dovey pet, I just want a shag’

I didn’t take too much convincing and was soon on my back on her bed with her riding me like she was at a rodeo. As she bounced up and down on my cock her tits flapped about violently. We were in the full throws of passion when in came what turned out to be her roommate. Mel barely broke her stride and simply started chatting with her mate.

Her mate started to get undressed. My mind was of course leaping to conclusions and expectations but alas, she wasn’t getting prepared to join in. She got completely naked and then went to the bathroom. Read more »

[MF] Girlfriend pissed when she came hard but never mentioned it.

I was with a girl for a while. Sex was good but fairly vanilla, various positions with nothing too challenging. One night she had stayed over after an active night. I had work in the morning so got up before she was awake and got in the shower. My morning boner was persisting as I washed helped by the memories of the previous evening. I’m not sure where the line is between washing properly and wanking, but I wouldn’t argue I had probably well crossed it.

As I worked the soap to a bubbly lather, in walked Sally. She was still naked from the way she slept and banged on the shower door. I slid it open and she stepped her chubby body in close to mine trying to hog the hot water. She pressed her tits against me and reached down to my hard cock and wrapped her hand around it.

‘I’ll do that for you,’ she said and started stroking, twisting her hand as she slid it up and down the length of my shaft. Read more »

[MF] Online mutual masturbation with sister-in-law

We had talked a few times after our naked encounter but with the kids about we never mentioned it. So, after so many or you egging me on I contacted my sister-in-law to see how far she would go. (reference my other SIL story)

I text her and tried to keep it cool. I just asked how she was doing in lockdown and I was getting lonely. After a brief chit chat, I went on to say how I was remembering our swimming day. She came back and said she thought about it a lot and added a winky emoji. I gave it some thought and decided to go for it, I said it was a shame we were interrupted. There was a long pause before she replied that she couldn’t wait to go swimming again with me.

I asked if we could share a changing room again. She came back and said that’s why she wanted to go. Read more »

[MF] naked swim with a mature milf/gilf

This is another funny story from my life that pops into my head when I am masturbating.

When I was younger, I spent some time as a swimming pool engineer. It sounds glamourous, but I live in the UK so most of the time it is cold and wet and most pools are outside. When I say engineer, I mean a pool cleaner.

Anyway, the rare occasion of a warm summer, I went to a house in Southend. All our customers were contract customers and very familiar but this was the first time for me going to this address. Because our customers are used to someone coming every two weeks, we just let ourselves into the garden without bothering them.

They had a really long garden so I just made my way down to where it looked like the pool should be. As I got closer to an opening in a giant hedge, I could see the glimmer of the pool so knew I was on the right track. As I pass through the opening, I saw two people on loungers taking in the sun. It didn’t take long to notice they were scantily clad, no they were butt naked. Read more »

[MF] I caught a naked dare in a hotel

Not very sexual but you might find funny.

I was in a hotel in Dubai last year for work. If you know the Premier Inn by the airport you will know it is laid out in a square so on each floor you can make a loop.

It was very late and I had run out of water. I threw on some joggers and a sweatshirt and went down to reception to blag a bottle.

I went back up in the lift and started towards my room. I turned the corner at the same time someone the other end turned into it as well. However, I was dressed and she was not. She nearly fell over in the shock of seeing me. Her chubby white ass quickly disappeared back from where it came.

She was quite mature, 30s, maybe early 40’s and was packing a few pounds. Her tits were heavy and flapped violently as she turned and fled. Her shapely ass was curvy and more than inviting. Her belly hung over her mound so I didn’t get to see much, but trust me, my basic instinct was to look. Read more »

[M]I got naked on a beach with some girls and got an erection

Due to the virus and the current lock down the chance to fuck my sister-in-law has hit a wall. Feeling lonely and horny I have started to lament my past sexual experiences (or lack of).

One occasion that is securely lodged in the wank bank is when I showed my erection to a group of girls. I’ve always liked exposing myself but not in a way I’m going to get arrested.

This occasion was after finishing college. The whole class agreed to go on holiday together but as time progressed towards the end of term, the numbers dwindled due to new jobs, money etc. Leaving just 6 of us. Two guys and four girls. We were all good friends and none of us were partners.

On one day three of the girls and I decided to go for a walk to get some lunch. The other two were nursing hangovers I the shade by the hotel pool. Read more »

[MF] So close to getting it on with sister in-law

During the summer I took the kids swimming with my sister-in-law and her kids. Before you hate on me, I am separated from my kids mother but all the cousins are good friends. Because of the pandemic, the swimming pool had taped off every other cubicle for social distancing and despite the reduced numbers allowed to swim there was still a shortage of changing rooms.

After swimming, we bundled the kids into one cubicle we found to change and we were left outside getting cold. Another cubicle became free a few doors down so I grabbed it and offered it to my sis-in-law. She said we are both adults and we could share.

We started drying and peeling out of our swim gear. We politely faced away from each other as we dried off. At one point we both bent down at the same time and our bare asses collided. I turned to apologize as did she leaving us facing each other naked. She had a wonderful pair of breasts. The cold made her nips stand out hard and erect. Her naked mummy belly directed my eyes down to her puffy, hairy pussy. Read more »