Have you ever heard of avisodomy?
Avisodomy is the act of having sex with a bird. This is a fantasy that I’ve harboured for as long as I can remember, and it forms the foundation of my sexuality. All bird species turn me on, but I have a special proclivity for hens and swans which I find have a majestic, feminine beauty to them.
Looking back, this budding passion clearly motivated a few of my pre-sexual experiences. As a small boy let loose on my grandfather’s farm (I grew up in a city in the south of England, but my grandparents owned a farm up north), when no one was around, I’d slip into the chicken pen and snare a poor bird in my grip. Then, using one hand, I’d spread the feathers of it’s behind until I found it’s cloacal opening. Beyond the comprehension of my undeveloped mind, I derived a supreme pleasure from massaging the hole with my index finger and slowly pushing it inside.
For those who don’t know, birds don’t have a separate sexual organ and anus, instead they have a cloaca, which is basically a universal hole for shitting, fucking, and laying eggs.