Just when you thought ROSCOE FORTHRIGHT could get no whackier…. we discover:
[ON THE WIDE RINGS OF SATURN – the music album](https://starshiprimshot.bandcamp.com/album/square-dancing-on-the-wide-rings-of-saturn)
**And a story of butt lust with Triplets….**
Capt. Theremin Spurts for the Yragoth Triplets
Most people aspire toward specific joys, goals and worldly ambitions. Capt. Theremin of the Starship Rimshot aspires to other-worldly joys, goals and ambitions. His most persistent fantasy has become a permanent longing, **an inconsolable aching to make physical contact with the anuses of the Yragoth Triplets**, Princesses of Alpha Centauri. He has met them at parties, and watched their music videos. He once kissed Kyrm’s erect nipples when she was drunk on Ganymede. He knows from reliable sources, all three: Ethlya, Kyrm and Bryol are available, cheerful, generally promiscuous, and eager for new adventures with friendly humans.
As much as Capt. Theremin loves Delonia, Queen of Vega; as much as he loves her royal anus, he lusts and lusts to gush cream onto, into or very close to each anus of each Yragoth Princess. Perhaps they will jack him. Perhaps he will jack himself. Truly, the only detail which matters is having his modest-size erection pressed against their fannies, semen bursting joyfully. Their tight, lime-green anuses full of semen.