Author: Permission_Haunting

Starship Rimshot. THE HERMAPHRODITE KING SPURTS A TEEN ERHU PLAYER

Starship Rimshot. THE HERMAPHRODITE KING SPURTS A TEEN ERHU PLAYER

Within the constellation Orion, five planets in three star-systems adopted Chinese forms of art, architecture and clothing-styles. They did not adopt anything close to any form of Chinese government: neither Dynastic, Communist, nor *Big-Cash* Communist. These far planets valued art almost as much as money, and exported their musicians, charging fees no Earth-musician ever earned. Among the touring virtuoso players was Xin Kuan, without question the most talented erhu performer in the history of the instrument. She began touring when she was ten years old, and arrived on Regulus IV when she was fifteen. (Here we must make clear: on Regulus and on the Chinese-style planets children mature quickly, and the age-of-sexual-consent varies widely. Some young people know all about fucking, and behave maturely about fucking, as young as twelve. In other words, a sexy twelve-year old has no hesitation to tell an older uncle to fuck-off, and will probably laugh at the pathetic loser. In such societies, sexual intimidation does not exist. The
value of a good education.)

The Hermaphrodite King attended a performance on Regulus IV, in the home of the Martian Ambassador, a performance of three sonatas for violin and piano, arranged for erhu by Xin Kuan. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. CUM-SLURPING SPACE SLUTS OF GANYMEDE

Starship Rimshot. CUM-SLURPING SPACE SLUTS OF GANYMEDE

Cosmic Bliss Township on Ganymede is much like Las Vegas, with far more variety: lizard and insectoid live sex shows, chorus-lines of hermaphrodites jacking-off, brothels for all lifeforms with cash. Humans find a wide, exotic spectrum of male and female body-types and sexual inclinations, with 99.9% probability of complete satisfaction for any kink or fantasy. Once a year the Yragoth Triplets, Princesses of Alpha Centauri travel to Cosmic Bliss to enjoy cosplay and orgies. They dress-up as space sluts, visit casinos, Turkish bath-houses, German bondage dungeons, ready for action, mostly instigating the action themselves.

Ethly, Bryol and Kyrm each chose a raunchy character: Ethyl, the dominatrix, with breasts pushed forward in black snake-skin cones, only the breast tips and nipples revealed. The snake-skin suit

hugs her bubble-butt, split open for easy access to her anus, and completely crotch-less. Bryol plays the school-girl, as in the fiction novel by Mokosh, “Vagina Eager School-Girls of Regulus IV.” She wears a short, green and blue Scottish plaid skirt, a tight red thong dividing her ass-cheeks, with a prep-school blazer, buttoned-up below her plump nude breasts. Kyrm is the shy Texas girl-next-door, with pig-tails and thick glasses. She wears tight blue jeans, and blue-jean jacket. Under the jacket, only a thin white t-shirt covers her large breasts, her dark brown nipples clearly visible through the fabric. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. A PLANET OF ASSHOLES AND SLAVES

A Planet of Assholes and Slaves

Lt. Alastair McGonogal had the unpleasant duty of delivering casks of valuable Rigilian whiskey to a planet of assholes and slaves. The assholes in charge decided to control their population by fear and intimidation. They told all citizens to wear masks and carry official documents. Without masks and official documents, citizens were not allowed to buy groceries, nor be hired for any job.

Alastair had seen this behavior before, and it disgusted him. On the planet surface, in two major cities, Alastair wore government-approved masks and carried exquisitely forged vaccination and government documents. As such, he went about his business, delivered thousands of casks of whiskey and collected two billion dollars (our equivalent to the galactic currency.) As he was preparing to leave, he thought more about the well-proportion girls he had seen, how they pulled off their masks to smile at him. He talked with a few and knew for certain, not one of them
enjoyed being a slave. And, the whole, *planet-wide propaganda* of invisible, air-born killer germs was complete nonsense bullshit, serving only one purpose: To increase the servitude, and increase the economic poverty of hundreds of millions of people. And turn a handful of people in to billionaires overnight. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. THE SEMEN-POPE VISITS EARTH

Starship Rimshot. THE SEMEN-POPE VISITS EARTH

By the time the Semen-Pope visited Earth, he had about 2.4 billion followers across eight star-systems. This was more than twice the followers of any Earthly pope. And the Vatican was really not sure what to do. To ignore the presence of an Intergalactic Pope would be like ignoring the existence of the Dalai Lama. Makes for bad interfaith relations, and makes the Vatican look stuck-up and foolish, and terribly old-fashioned. Still, a Roman Catholic Pope shaking hands with a Pope of the Doctrine of Sacred Jizz, was more than most Catholics were ready for. The Catholic version of “sacred jizz” had many more rules, and threats of damnation, and was never talked about as freely and openly. The child sex scandals of the 19th and 20th Centuries did not help matters. By the Doctrines of the Church of Sacred Jizz, the leaders of Catholicism were hell-bent sinners, entirely guilty in the Eyes of God, for allowing the abuse to continue on and on, one decade to the next. Non-consensual child sex was punishable by death on most planets. All the hundreds of thousands of group-sex rituals within the Church of Sacred Jizz Church were for grown-ups only. Everyone participated because they wanted to, and knew exactly what sucking cock, eating vagina, and vaginal and anal intercourse entailed. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. VAGINA EAGER SCHOOL-GIRLS OF REGULUS IV

Starship Rimshot. VAGINA EAGER SCHOOL-GIRLS OF REGULUS IV

The female novelist, Mokosh, born in the Persei Star Cluster and raised on Europa, specializes in erotic literature. Specifically literature for young men who wish to grab their cocks and spurt a few sweet loads. She had four talkative younger brothers, who told her all about their fantasies, and Mokosh adapted much of that material into her most famous short novel, “Vagina Eager School-Girls of Regulus IV” It remains impossible to calculate exactly how young men have jacked-off reading the novels of Mokosh, but a conservative estimate might be 2.4 billion. And that is a small sea of semen.

In this book, four sixteen-year olds from Regulus IV, attend summer camp on Mars, living in domes deep in Valles Marineris, nearly two miles below the surface of the planet. Living with Earth-boys their own age. The four school-girls, well developed for their age with frequently erect large, brown nipples and wet panties, and six young men from Earth with hard-ons. The parents of both the Regulus IV girls and the Earth boys spent tens of thousands of dollars to send young people to Mars, for three to six weeks. The parents believed their young geniuses should learn about geology and planetary evolution of Mars. In truth, together in close quarters with miles of privacy, far away from nosy parents, and often many miles away from the over-protective camp instructors, the young geniuses usually had other ideas. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. EAT ME, SPANK ME, LICK ME, FUCK ME, ROSCOE!!

[Starship Rimshot music album.](https://starshiprimshot.bandcamp.com/album/square-dancing-on-the-wide-rings-of-saturn)

Human to human sex has specific limitations. For example, most boys have only one mouth, so they can only lick one pussy at a time. The best they can do is have two or three girls wide open on a king-size bed, and move from one to the other. Also, most human females have only one vagina, which limits the number of cocks she can hold inside her at one time. Four at most, if she has two in her mouth. ***Trying to cram two cocks into one vagina, or two cocks into one anus, at the same time is usually not possible or practical.*** Far too much stretching of tender tissues. And really not much fun. It’s far too much work for everyone.

A better, easier and more pleasant solution to all these limitations is to order a specialty-bot from ***Dr. Praxilion’s Group-Sexbot Multipurpose Android All-Species Intergalactic Catalogue.*** Having invented several hundred bots for all purposes, Dr. Praxilion decided to create a specialty-line of designer-bots, made to order. Diversity is key to success. The deep-sea Europa octopus-people have no use for sex-bots with human form. Earth-girls seem to prefer, semi-human form, but some girls really, really get-off with alien-lifeform droids, reptilians, insectoids, and the ever-popular sea-cucumber-jellyfish, who can enter all the girl’s orifices at once, and spurt cream into all of them simultaneously. Oh. My. God. **Warm, smooth cucumber-flesh in mouth, anus and vagina gushing streams of hot cum!! It just doesn’t get any better!!** Read more »

Starship Rimshot. NEW NUN FOR THE GOSPEL OF SACRED JIZZ

**American Music.** Born in the U.S.A.

It might have been in San Francisco, California or Grand Rapids, Michigan or Hoboken, New Jersey. A boy picked up a guitar, and a girl took off her clothes… There was nothing spontaneous about it. The boy really wanted the girl to take her clothes off, and he really wanted to lick her vagina. And the girl also held some lusty intentions. But mostly she wanted to make some money and have some fun. So he taught her to play a mountain dulcimer, and gave her a red riding crop, with a red leather heart on the business end, to spank her sweet little bottom.

And she took off her clothes and danced as he played electric guitar, and she spanked herself,

and fingered her vagina. And made lots of cash. Their live shows in Forth Worth, Texas were always sold-out. And she signed autographs on glossy photos, for many boys with pickup trucks, and even boys without pickup trucks. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. ROSCOE FORTHRIGHT’S GIRLS SWALLOW (AND LOVE IT.)

The author of the Starship Rimshot stories gave me the statement below, to forward to all Reddit erotic literature readers. He truly is amazed, and pleased with the volume of people who have discovered and enjoyed the stories on Reddit during the past week. **By current count: 85,358 reads of eight short stories.** We do not know if this is some kind of award-winning record…. but it should be!

**What Roscoe Forthright wants readers to know:**

“When I am sitting at my desk, in my trailer-home in the woods in western Washington State, I have no idea if anyone will notice, or enjoy my erotic stories. I am entertaining myself, and also exploring cultural norms (and fabrications, and irrational beliefs) surrounding sex, sex of all kinds, and the spiritual potential of sex. Casual readers will probably not want think too deeply about the spiritual implications of fucking. Most readers just want some quick entertainment. And I am all for that.

But, for my own entertainment, I need something more lasting and more useful. Some larger ideas to consider. In other words, *new and more accurate ways* to describe reality, the reality we all live in: Read more »

from Starship Rimshot. DRAGON-COCK IN DR.PRAXILION’S ANTI-GRAV CHAMBER

**STARSHIP RIMSHOT. Current stories on Reddit.**

[THE HERMAPHRODITE KING](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/q934je/tales_from_starship_rimshot_the_hermaphrodite_king/)
[ANDROID SUSIE GETS RELIGION](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/q9p3su/tales_from_starship_rimshot_android_susie_gets/)
[LT. ALASTAIR McGONAGAL WITH LOCAL GIRLS](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qab9w4/tales_from_starship_rimshot_lt_alastair_mcgonagal/)
[PUMPING THE STAR-QUEEN’S SWEET ASS](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/q9zthn/tales_from_starship_rimshot_pumping_the/)
[THE COCK-STROKING SAINT OF ANTARES](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qapktn/tales_from_starship_rimshot_the_cockstroking/)

[ANDROID SUSIE FALLS IN LOVE](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/q9hprt/tales_from_starship_rimshot_android_susie_falls/)

[CAPT.THEREMIN SPURTS FOR THE YRAGOTH TRIPLETS](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qcu4vf/more_from_starship_rimshot_even_an_music_album/)

[THE GOSPEL OF SACRED JIZZ](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qbytrj/tales_from_starship_rimshot_the_gospel_of_sacred/)

[DR. PRAXILION FUCKS JENNY SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qd4gfg/tales_from_starship_rimshot_dr_praxilion_fucks/)

[ON THE WIDE RINGS OF SATURN – the music album](https://starshiprimshot.bandcamp.com/album/square-dancing-on-the-wide-rings-of-saturn)

[**RIMSHOT HIP-POCKET PAPERBACK**](https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/roscoe-forthright/starship-rimshot/paperback/product-j8gvww.html?page=1&pageSize=4)

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Excerpt from **DRAGON-COCK IN DR.PRAXILION’S ANTI-GRAV CHAMBER**

…. Qilin was now smiling, though he was far too dignified to laugh out loud. Qilin continued,

”We should practice this sexual position on the ground, before we attempt doing it in free-fall at high velocity, at 15,000 feet.”

Jenny was all in. Or rather, ***the two males where all inside Jenny.***

The setting for the practice fuck was Dr. Praxilion’s anti-gravitation chamber. The chamber was essential to his android designs for off-world space environments. Qilin hovered in mid-air perhaps 20 feet off the floor. Jenny leaped up, gliding into his open arms, and let the horse-dragon spin her into position beneath his torso. **She felt the warm nuzzle of his soft cock and large balls against her bottom.** Dr. Praxilion then jumped up, to be caught by Qilin’s left arm. The doctor dangled down, his chest against the smooth copper-colored scales of Qilin’s chest. He found a comfortable position, low enough for Jenny to take his cock into her mouth. Read more »

Tales from Starship Rimshot. DR. PRAXILION FUCKS JENNY SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY

Good news for RIMSHOT fans. The stories are now available in a small paperback novel.

[RIMSHOT HIP-POCKET PAPERBACK](https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/roscoe-forthright/starship-rimshot/paperback/product-j8gvww.html?page=1&pageSize=4)

Bold and daring adventures continue, with Capt. Theremin, the Hermaphrodite King and Android Susie. Lt.McGonagal has romantic relations with three lovely girls, completely human with prehensile tails (our Lt. is suspended by his ankles, and whipped with prehensile tails!) Capt. Theremin fulfills his long desire for the Hragoth Triplets, each Princess of Alpha Centauri giving him special attention, and offering her anus for personal pleasures. After falling in love with Polly, Android Susie reboots her sex-bot programming and consummates her love in wondrous ways. Polly and Billy Quist both enjoy the diverse polyamorous programming of Android Susie. (160 pages of lusty space opera.)* * *

**Excerpt from** ***Dr. Praxilion Fucks Jenny Six Ways to Sunday*** Read more »