Author: Permission_Haunting

Roscoe Forthright’s Starship Rimshot. SEMEN-POPE CLUSTER-FUCKS THE RIGHTEOUS

Roscoe Forthright’s Starship Rimshot. SEMEN-POPE CLUSTER-FUCKS THE RIGHTEOUS

[Android Susie](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n6U9R71XITkWAUT_wm1Ev84_Z75Dtdm9/view?usp=sharing)

**The wild success of the Gospel of Sacred Jizz reshaped the religions of Earth.** Most major faiths went into sharp decline, losing 87% to 98% of their followers. Catholic girls preferred sucking cock to catechism; Jewish girls preferred oral-pussy-love over the Zilberman Method. Hinduism and Buddhism fared better than the Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The Abrahamic faiths just could not compete with the lusty sacred rituals and large-breasted nude Acolytes the Semen-Pope. There were no worldwide group masturbation ceremonies in Christianity, Judaism or Islam; no zoom-conference jacking and sucking on stadium jumbotron screens. **Even the most liberal Christian televangelists kept their cocks in their pants when in church.** 180,000 or more naked men and woman getting-off together on live television, streaming worldwide remained outside the purview of most major religions.

**For that reason, by 2750 CE, the Gospel of Sacred Jizz become the dominant religion on Earth** (being declared by government mandate, the official state religion of Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland and Iran.) Former Earth mega-faiths were now isolated fringe cults, with fewer than 80,000 to 100,000 followers worldwide. Stylized phallic and vaginal iconography replaced crosses and stars as the most recognized religious symbols. **Large bronze sculptures, spurting cock fountains appeared in the town centers of many metropolitan areas.** Often grand public art included bronze or stainless steel wide-open vaginas, with water spurting out. The sexual art was always decorated on New Year’s Day and other major holidays. Read more »

ROSCOE FORTHRIGHT GETS-OFF WITH HIS THREE GIRL-FRIENDS. STARSHIP RIMSHOT

[Android Susie](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KAd8EoAmse0X-0RxzB7GPSJarg8LHkIx/view?usp=sharing)

ROSCOE GETS-OFF WITH HIS THREE GIRL-FRIENDS.

I love watching my three girl-friends, Amber, Beth and Ashley using their devices all at the same time, on my king-size bed, as I jack-off. I snuggle in close, reaching across to squeeze their breasts, to tease their nipples and touch their wet vaginas. It is Saturday morning, earlier today, this day November 13th, 2021 on planet Earth, in a large trailer home in the woods of Sequim, Washington. This is a real as my life gets. I am in love with three different personalities, three beautiful young women, each 30 to 40 years younger than myself. (Yes, I am a very, very, bad, bad, bad dirty old porn writer!) They are all comfortable with me and with each other. They each have busy lives. But, at least once or twice each month, we get together in my bed, or in my yurt…. and fuck as much as joyful humans are able. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. Roscoe Forthright. The Semen-Pope Hires Android Susie

[Starship Rimshot Android Susie](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vPVlNjcjwoQW83tJMH0-eAmts4nM1DaU/view?usp=sharing)

Starship Rimshot. The Semen-Pope Hires Android Susie

Because Susie proved herself a spiritually enlightened droid, having shared her consciousness with Jenny and Dr. Praxilion, she drew the attention of the Semen-Pope. He needed an Oral Sex Instructor in his Sacred Jizz Temple in Seattle, Washington. Her oral interview went exceptionally well, and Susie was hired immediately. Susie’s first job was to rustle-up some business, get some horny young men and horny bisexual women through the Temple Gates, masturbating joyfully before the Altar of Come.

Android Susie posted a video on several x-rated sites frequented by horny Pacific Northwest humans between the ages of 15 and 30. That was her target audience. The first video was made specifically for male humans. Below is the narrative of Android Susie’s Epistle to the Washingtonians.

“Jack it for me. Take off those pants and get comfortable. I am Holy Sister Susie. An android girl, former sex-bot to diamond miners of Pavonis Mons, and living in British Columbia, in the woods, in Canada. In the Meditation Centers of the Semen-Pope, I teach oral sex. I teach fifty ways to suck, lick, kiss, and caress miraculous erect cocks. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. ROSCOE FORTHRIGHT, THE WRITER OF RIMSHOT, TELLS ALL.

Starship Rimshot. ROSCOE FORTHRIGHT, THE WRITER OF RIMSHOT, TELLS ALL.

[Starship Rimshot video](https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/ac9ddeb71e1ce7c725/capt-evil-2-part-2-mp4)

**As Ashley was plugging her vibrator into the wall** this morning she said, “Roscoe, you need to find out exactly what your Reddit readers want. Do they want sci-fi hermaphrodite clam-fucking, and bukkake with Android Susie… ***OR, would they enjoy Real Stories.*** Stories about our own sex lives. Reality stories, just telling what happened, and how and why it happened.” And I said “Do you think Amber and Beth would be OK with that? I cannot ***tell all***, and leave out two main characters.”

Ashley laughed, “Do you even need to ask? You have posted videos of all of us fucking. ***Reddit stories are even better than that, because no one sees our faces***, and the stories are what we actually do…..This is what you should do. Tell your Reddit readers: If you want ***real-life*** stories more than fantasy stories, ***up-vote this story***. If we get more than 100 up-votes, we will know what the readers truly want. If we get less, or none at all… we will know your readers are not really paying attention, and don’t give a rat’s ass.” Read more »

Starship Rimshot. ADVENTURES OF LUBED-UP ANDROID SUSIE. Scene One.

Starship Rimshot. ADVENTURES OF LUBED-UP ANDROID SUSIE. Scene One.

[Starship Rimshot video](https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/ac9ddeb71e1ce7c725/capt-evil-2-part-2-mp4)

Jizz-face. Bukkake by any other name is just as messy. Sex-bots, even when they have reprogrammed themselves as **Holy Nuns Preaching the Gospel of Sacred Jizz,** are entirely OK with two or more boys spurting on their face. Android Susie has made a personal study of bukkake, as a supplement to her extensive sexual database. The early Japanese films of bukkake, as a form of humiliation are now ancient news, and even the more playful American and European versions of bukkake are also a bit stale. Most heterosexuals and many gay boys, have seen **jizz splashing from all angles, close-up and ultra-close-up.** There remains little new in the basic idea of gushing several simultaneous loads of semen from a cluster of eager cocks.

Android Susie notices, regardless of where the semen is being shot… **on face, on hard nipples, on aroused pussy lips**, on bellies, fannies, or filling the little cups formed by anuses…. the action is the much the same. Pant. Pant. Pant. Spurt. Spurt. Spurt. And, Moan. Moan. Moan. Reload (or bring in a fresh group of ready cocks.) The cream-pie is a nice touch. **A juicy cumshot inside, is even better when flowing back out; a little river of jizz flowing from a satisfied pussy.** Even androids enjoy that sort of thing. Susie searches her imagination, to augment, to improve, to upgrade the old idea of spurting fountains from different directions. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. ADVENTURES OF SPACE-SLUT POLLY. Scene One.

Starship Rimshot. ADVENTURES OF SPACE-SLUT POLLY. Scene One.

[Starship Rimshot video](https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/ac9ddeb71e1ce7c725/capt-evil-2-part-2-mp4)

**Crustaceans generally hold no appeal for humans as sexual partners.** It is more fun to eat a lobster, than to be eaten by a lobster. Polly did not consider this a form of racial prejudice, or soft-skin elitism. She simply found it difficult to get past the sea-smell, the spines, pointy claws and roughness of exoskeletons. To speak frankly, the mouth parts of a crayfish do not feel good on the vaginal folds of human females. **By contrast, Polly has no problem with cetaceans, and has had a porpoise snout up inside her on several occasions.**

To speak frankly, Polly would not have considered sucking the soft, slippery, fleshy foot of the Clam-Prince of Europa, without drinking a pint of good vodka. It was a fact, the Clam-Prince had the finest collection of distilled liquors this side of Mars. And he made Poly laugh. (One never expects a big crustacean to have a good sense of humor, or to tell good jokes.) **The Clam-Prince was full of one-liners,** like: How did the lobster breakup with her boyfriend? She pushed him into boiling water and sold his tail. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. ADVENTURES OF LT. ALASTAIR McGONAGAL. Scene One.

Starship Rimshot. ADVENTURES OF LT. ALASTAIR McGONAGAL. Scene One.

[Starship Rimshot video](https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/ac9ddeb71e1ce7c725/capt-evil-2-part-2-mp4)

The Earth-Ambassador from System III in the Andromeda Cluster keeps a vacation home near Aspen, Colorado. Lt. Alastair McGonagal, Second-in-Command of Starship Rimshot was invited up for a long weekend. Invited “up” literally meant ***UP***, joyful cock fully erect! Alastair knew in advance, the old gentleman, who was a crashing bore and impossible to be around for more than 15 minutes… Alastair knew the distinguished Ambassador would be gone most of the weekend, and that was the only reason he agreed to visit. That, and of course, ***the Andromeda Twins.*** The Ambassador himself, knew he was a crashing bore, but had full confidence in his lovely twins to secure a long-term shipping contract with Starship Rimshot. He left Alastair in their capable hands, and between their capable thighs. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. THICK SEMEN DRIPS FROM MAGICAL LIPS

Starship Rimshot. THICK SEMEN DRIPS FROM MAGICAL LIPS

[The Forest Queen video](https://sproutvideo.com/videos/ac9dddb01e19e2c325)

“I can no longer exist, I can no longer feel joy in my forest without your flesh inside me, without your bursts of holy semen in my mouth, and in my vagina. Kiss me, Alastair.”

With such a passionate invitation, I received my first open-mouth kiss from the Forest Queen. She led me to a mossy bank, allowing my feet to dangle in cool water. My naked feet had been scuffed and abused by my long, urgent, impetuous walk. I had perhaps traveled twenty miles, nude with naked feet, over various terrain. Looking into my eyes, the Forest Queen stroked my face, and brushed her lips across my cheek. She moved her lips over my belly, at last taking my aching erection into her mouth. Sucking, licking, swallowing me completely into her throat. Forest fairies have a capacity for swallowing cock unknown among human females. Some quirk of their anatomy, allows a fairy to take a full penis entirely into her throat, leaving only my balls outside her mouth, slapping against her chin as she vigorously moved her mouth up and down. No ordinary blowjob. A Forest Queen fuck is religious. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. THE SEMEN-POPE HIRES ANDROID SUSIE

Starship Rimshot. The Semen-Pope Hires Android Susie

Because Susie proved herself a spiritually enlightened droid, having shared her consciousness with Jenny and Dr. Praxilion, she drew the attention of the Semen-Pope. He needed an Oral Sex Instructor in his Sacred Jizz Temple in Seattle, Washington. Her oral interview went exceptionally well, and Susie was hired immediately. **Susie’s first job was to rustle-up some business,** get some horny young men and horny bisexual women through the Temple Gates, masturbating joyfully before the Altar of Come.

Android Susie posted a video on several x-rated sites frequented by horny Pacific Northwest humans between the ages of 15 and 30. That was her target audience. The first video was made specifically for male humans. Below is the narrative of **Android Susie’s Epistle to the Washingtonians.**

“**Jack it for me. Take off those pants and get comfortable.** I am Holy Sister Susie. An android girl, former sex-bot to diamond miners of Pavonis Mons, and living in British Columbia, in the woods, in Canada. In the Meditation Centers of the Semen-Pope, I teach oral sex. I teach fifty ways to suck, lick, kiss, and caress miraculous erect cocks. Read more »

Starship Rimshot. 5974 BEAUTIFUL BURSTS OF SEMEN

Starship Rimshot. 5974 BEAUTIFUL BURSTS OF SEMEN

When the Semen-Pope visited Earth, he was confused about many social behaviors. Beth Darmstadt, a German girl with intergalactic experience, explained the purpose of web-cams. And the Semen-Pope said, “Oh, yes. I understand now. The web-cam is a convenient Sacred Portal for holy spiritual ejaculations.” And Beth smiled.

**5974 Beautiful Bursts of Semen**

By Beth Darmstadt

His love is for me,
His thick cock is for me.
His beautiful bursts of semen
and all his intense joy,
all this, my lover brings me.

When we are apart,
my sexual worship becomes digital.
God Bless iPhone technology!
***Five hundred miles distant, I can see***
***my lover stroke his glorious erection,***
I enjoy him squeezing his balls,
as he moans and comes for me.
All this, my lover brings me.

And I save my best orgasms,
And I save my best joy,
And I save my cash,
And I save my ambitions,
And I save my best love,
to share with the man I love. Read more »