First of all, Happy New Years everyone! I am also currently immune to Covid so don’t roast me please xoxo. Also skip to the ?!?! For spicy parts if you don’t fuck with context!
Start:
So my followers know I’m a horny mf, as you can see in my profile lmao.
Anyway I am currently in Orlando with a friend for New Years and we headed out to downtown and holy shit it was packed. I’d say almost ten thousand people were out, this shit was popping.
There I am, fake ID in hand (I’m 19) and horny as fuck due to a bit of a dry spell from the last couple of months. Maybe just a month, either way it was too fucking long.
As always in a big city, there’s big lines so we spend most of the time from 11-3am hustling to get into bars, trying our luck, etc. The whole night I only saw couples, and ratchet ass girls. So we were pretty disappointed as the night is kinda closing down by this stage. In a last ditch effort I check tinder, something I’ve only ever converted once off. I notice a couple of messages from a very fit and sporty Asian girl I had matched with at some stage.