So this is a story all about how my life got flip turned up side down, and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the cuck of Hawaii… Okay so maybe that last part didn’t rhyme and extra points to all of you who knows that show. So it all started around 11 years ago. I was 19, in the army, stationed in Hawaii. Now understand that I came from a very small town in South Carolina, so in the Bible belt. Never been in a relationship longer than 6 months, cheated on every time, which never really bothered me, a virgin until I was 19.