instructions for [m]y wi[f]e

I sent these instructions to my wife last night for when she picks me up at the airport later this week. Tell us what you think!!

I will be driving home from the airport, I’ll explain later.
You have two options for clothing, but with either option you may not wear a bra or panties (you are, however, encouraged to wear pasties) and would prefer heels if possible:

1) You may wear a dress. If you would like to purchase one with my credit card, you may, but are limited to a total of $70.

2) You may wear a shirt, but if you do, a skirt must accompany it. If you need to buy either or both items to accomodate the no-bra rule, the credit card rule from option 1 applies.

You must bring a toy of your choosing. You’ll be pleasuring yourself while I drive us home. At some point during that time, you will provide me oral stimulation.