This is a story I meant to write up *literal* years ago, but sometimes you forget about your sexcapades until your soon-to-be husband is like “Yeah you actually never told me much about that, I have been curious all these years.” I’m sure I put off writing it up 25% because I was embarrassed about how hard I crushed over this stoner boi, 25% because I gave stoner boi my slutty reddit username and was like “what if he won’t dick me down anymore after reading my story”, and 50% because I was too busy getting into other shenanigans.
So, happy early v-day to fiance (finally sharing this story is my gift to you <3), and stoner boi if you read this, you have a great cock and were an excellent lay and I hope life is treating you well ;) (and also if you still have my number, hit me up sometime? hehe) And the rest of y’all, please excuse (and hopefully enjoy?) my off-season story!