Author: pboyphilosophy

Fear And Loathing in her Vagina

Full post with pics:

https://playboyphilosophy.wordpress.com/2010/09/29/fear-and-loathing-in-her-vagina/

What the fuck just happened.

I just had a memorable experience with a chick I met at a bar a couple weeks ago.

We chat on the phone and agree to meet up at a local bar. I go pick her up, we get there, munch on some peanuts, shoot the shit, and talk about urban exploration. I suggest doing a little exploring around campus; she’s all for it. I escalate gently and by the end of the conversation we’re making out.

Eventually we get going. We head outside and I hand her the passenger helmet. As soon as she grabs onto the helmet I pull the helmet to my side, forcing her body into mine. I hover my lips over hers until she kisses me. We make out some more, I pull her tightly into me.

Me: How about we skip the exploring and go watch a movie

Her: What movie?

Me: You pick. Read more »

Drea[m] Girl

Hey guys, first post in here. Hope you like it:

This little adventure started on Thursday. I head to a gay club in Hollywood. Gay clubs – depending on how gay they are – can be some of the most rewarding venues to hunt at night. Let’s take your average club:

  • 60-80% guys
  • cover charge
  • dress code
  • girls that are getting hit on all night
  • girls that enjoy getting hit on all night

On the other hand, we have gay clubs:

  • 60-80% gay guys
  • lower or no cover charge
  • more lenient or no dress code
  • girls that enjoy seeing dudes make out
  • girls that are likely not getting hit on by anyone

So if you can stomach the occasional butt-squeeze or crotch-rub from a feisty gay fellow, I say the costs are well worth the benefits. You’re clearing out your competition with a choice to be open-minded.

Anyways, I was at this gay club on Thursday and ended up making out with a tall Burmese girl with juicy lips before her friends dragged her home and away from me. We exchanged information and have been flirting via text – maybe we’ll set plans up next week. But likely not for reasons to follow. Read more »