Author: partying_basilisk

[M]y revenge: [F]ollow-up

So my first post was quite a blast, and I had so much fun writing it that, between the dopamine rush of karma, the sheer nostalgia of it, and the fact that I have an year’s worth of crazy stuff to write about, the follow-up practically wrote itself. (Technically I have like, what, 15 years’ worth of crazy stuff, but the ones involving me and Caitlyn are definitely some of the best, and we were together for about one year, and I’ve only just begun!)

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So if you’ve read my [last post](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ijdub5/my_postbreakup_revenge/), you’ll remember that I got teased and denied into dropping the hugest load I’ve ever dropped. Caitlyn, the real hero(ine) of that story, did it to ensure I’d do it at *just* the right time for maximum revenge points — neither me nor her were really into the whole teasing thing, but it was for a good cause!.

Which, of course, I absolutely loved and appreciated and I will be forever in her debt and I knew it then, too. However, good though her intentions might have been, she’d awoken the teasing monster. Besides, no good deed goes unpunished! Read more »

[M]y post-break-up revenge

(Meta: I’ve been hesitant about posting these things for a while because, well, anonymity and whatnot. However, I’ve occasionally used this, and many others, as inspiration for various prompts on /r/dirtypenpals or the like, or let others use it as inspiration for their stories. A friend of mine from /r/dirtypenpals encouraged me to try it out nonetheless, since old enough events are likely enough not to be problematic anymore. Writing all this has been super fun and I am now officially in love with this subreddit! Here it goes!)

You know how dealing with a break-up from a long-term relationship sucks? Especially when you put a lot of soul into it? *Especially* when you’re young, and it’s your first long-term relationship? And *especially* when it ends up because your long-term partner is cheating on you?

Well, I dealt with a lot of “especiallies” and I tolerated it all because that’s the nice thing to do. I’m not a spiteful person. I do believe that one of the reasons why modern society is so fucked up is that nobody drinks from their skulls of their dead enemies anymore, but I also think that anyone can make a mistake, and that not every petty act deserves revenge. And many just aren’t worth the effort of revenge. Read more »