Story by u/MrWoofles
*Original Post [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/nfr97o/wp_its_the_perfect_job_easy_going_full_benefits/gyveyqr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)*
“Hey.” Cirro blushed as he stood in the office. He was surrounded by humans but they were kind and offered him food and drinks.
Across the desk was a succubus with absolutely obscene breasts. Cirro kept his gaze on the floor as she propped his resume on those lovely orbs. “Well Mr. Cirro you have a stellar reputation and no criminal record. Which is surprising for a dark elf born to dungeon life. No thieving is the important one. Now we will be starting you are seventy gold an hour. You will get one full day of vacation time per week of on time. Access to a master cleric of darkness and light with twenty revivals a year and discounted age regression.”
Cirro gaped, “So much gold. Can I ask why a ball washer gets so much?”
“You are washing the balls of a dark god, most of this is hazard pay.”
“Will it hurt me?” Cirro said then quickly added, “I will get healing right?”