One time [f]un with an a[m]azing leggy blonde

Hi people, 1st time, long time. Here is the recent story of me and a girl I thought I got pregnant, she isn't so this becomes a pleasant/awkward/sexy story.

On the Friday I had decided, this was the time, I am going to go celibate, no fap no nothing for two weeks, the reason was because I had started to get a little sex obsessed, it filled all my thoughts, it wasn't healthy at all. That Saturday I decided to get just absolutely wrecked, rum, tequila, a lot of throwing up. Needless to say I didn't sleep that much. Sunday comes around and I'm quite hungover, I manage to sneak an hours worth of a nap in, nothing at all satisfactory. 3 o'clock rolls around and I get a text from Kiara…