So back in my single days when I was a sex deprived 20 something bloke I used to frequent the local nightclub looking for a hook up. The majority of the time I was completely unsuccessful and ended up going home alone and sorting myself out. This place was a dive. Imagine sticky floors from all the spilt drinks and basic mainstream music. This place was frequented by a younger crowd who couldn’t afford, or be bothered, to get a taxi to the centre of town.
So I’m happily dancing the night away looking around for someone to hit on when some girl in front of me backs into me. At first I figured that she had just lost her footing so I backed away slightly but apparently not she just backs into me again and starts grinding her ass against me. Not being one to turn down an opportunity I grab her hips and start dancing with her.
Let me tell you about her. She was a lot shorter than me (I’m 6’2 so not a surprise) with dirty blond straight hair. She was wearing a tiny skirt that barely hid her ass, high heels and a top with sleeves. She had a decent body and couldn’t have been any older than 21.