Author: OldManVapesACloud

[mf] The dress

Hi! I’m back. I’m going to continue to post stories of my past to make me feel better about my super boring present!

When I was 20, I was a huge asshole. I still am – but I was then, too. I had a girlfriend named Kristy and she was everything a man could ever ask for. She was a bit shorter than me, probably 5’5″ or so, with brown hair and big brown eyes. In high school she was a gymnast – which has loads of benefits. When we started dating she went on birth control because she “loved how it felt when I came inside her”, and not only did that mean we could fuck without a condom, it also meant her boobs got bigger. So her body was like instagram-model absurd. She was a nurse (at 20, an RN) and had no problem paying for my meals. Maybe craziest of all, she loved fucking other girls in front of me. I should have married this woman. But alas, I was an asshole. Read more »

[mf] Fucked an ex at a house party

I’m an old and boring married man now, which is why I’m going to write these. They’re as much for me as anyone else. I’ve never written like this before, so it might suck.

I was 19 and kind of in between relationships. Not exactly single, but not exactly taken. I showed up to a house party thrown by an aquaintance of mine, expecting to get drunk and maybe set some shit on fire. All of the usual suspects were there, including my friend Jill. Jill was not attractive, but she had a great body and huge tits. I always felt like she had a thing for me but I never really pursued because I always had other options. I was considering giving her a shot when my ex-girlfriend Amanda’s voice stopped me in my tracks. Jill had introduced us, so it kind of made sense why she was there. But this party was mostly my people – so she had to expect me.

Me and Amanda had a short and hot relationship that ended when she cheated on me (and Jill told me about it.) Amanda was a goddess to me. She was curvy in exactly the right way, played soccer, and was down for absolutely anything in bed. I learned a ton about sex and myself with her. Read more »