ohyeah_thatguy, Author at NSFW story

Big Tits, Big Discount [str8] [FM] [milf] [cheating] [cuckold]

Finally there was a knock at the door. Nicola rushed to answer it, almost forgetting she was still in her dressing gown. Pulling it tight around her she opened the door to let the repair man in. She felt his stare directed at her chest and the cold of the morning breeze hardening her nipples through the thin satin fabric.

“Hi love, I’m Steven. Here for your dishwasher?” he smiled, rather too much.

“Yes, hi, I’m Nicola. Call me Nic though” she replied and tugged the robe around her tightly as she welcomed him in. Strong arms, tight tshirt, good body. He mind snapped back to the job in hand. “It’s through here, packed up two days ago so excuse the pots piling up”

“Ha, no worries love.”

“If you don’t mind I’m just going to take a shower now you’re here and the kids are off to school”.

“Take your time, I’ll get to work” said Steven. Read more »

What’s a little watersports between friends? [MF] [Watersports]

As impromptu sexual encounters go, this was one of the best. It started off as a cheeky pub conversation between me and Vicki my then-friend, soon to be friend-with-benefits. Apart from some flirting and a couple of cheeky flashes by her it was our first proper sexual encounter but wouldn’t be the last.

We were in the pub one night and the conversation steered towards sex, and the most bizarre sexual things we’d done. I told her about a few dogging meeting I’d been on and she seemed interested. Then she told me about her ex and how he’d liked her to piss on him. I said I was intrigued by that but had never done it. She looked at me with a glint in her eye and asked me if I’d like to try it? What, now? I said. Later tonight. My place, in about an hour she replied. Read more »

Real-life Reader’s Wife [Milf] [Photoshoot] [UK]

I nod a hello to Mr Patel as I enter the corner shop. Grabbing a bag of crisps and a can of pop I make my way to the magazines at the back of the shop. The new issue of my photography magazine is in and, feeling in the mood, I reach up for Fiesta Reader’s Wives from the top shelf, tucking it discretely below the photography mag. I turn towards the counter and almost stop dead. Mr Patel was gone, in his place is Barbara. She was watching me with a slight smile, having obviously seen my selection. Oh well, no point worrying, just pay and get home and enjoy it.

I move up to the counter and put my items in front of her. Barbara smiles and rings up my goods, pausing for a second before she lifts the corner of the photography magazine.

“Mmmm, someone’s going to enjoy themselves later on then” she says with a wink. I smile and wink bank.

“We all have needs” I say. Read more »

What’s a little Watersports Between Friends? [MF]

As impromptu sexual encounters go, this was one of the best. It started off as a cheeky pub conversation between me and Vicki my then-friend, soon to be friend-with-benefits. Apart from sone flirting and a couple of cheeky flashes by her it was our first proper sexual encounter but wouldn’t be the last.

We were in the pub one night and the conversation steered towards sex, and the most bizarre sexual things we’d done. I told her about a few dogging meeting I’d been on and she seemed interested. Then she told me about her ex and how he’d liked her to piss on him. I said I was intrigued by that but had never done it. She looked at me with a glint in her eye and asked me if I’d like to try it? What, now? I said. Later tonight. My place, in about an hour she replied. Read more »

[M]y [F]irst date with the girl from the bar.

Emma and me had been flirting for a while. Working behind the bar it was kind of in her job description but I could sense there was something more. Her friend Amy, who I had a history with too, had confirmed this to me. ‘She likes you, ask her and she’ll say yes’ was her advice. So it came to pass not long after that me and Emma spent a great evening together at a different pub, drinking, chatting, getting to know each other a little more deeply.

It went well and at closing time we were walking back past a furniture store. Almost time for us to part ways so we leaned in for a hug that turned into a kiss that turned into our hands roaming all over each other. We looked around breathlessly and rounded a corner away from the road.

‘I’m not fucking, not on the first date’ said Emma, her hands under my shirt, grabbing at my chest hair. Read more »

Wanking Into Her Knickers [MFM]

One of the horniest and filthiest experiences I’ve had involved wanking into a pair of knickers. Not an uncommon occurrence for guys on here but this was with a difference. The owner was still wearing them at the time, her husband was watching us and I definitely wasn’t the first to do it that day.

I’d replied to a vague Craigslist ad from a guy wanting to watch his wife with someone. He mentioned quite strict limits though and I was ok with that. It was summer and an outdoor evening meet seemed liked fun. Meet in the woods, off the beaten track and let the fun take place.

The deal was this. She wanted her knickers and pussy to feel full of cum but wasn’t ready for actual sex yet. They told me they both had a real cum fetish but were nervous about full swinging so their plan was to meet guys out in the woods, let them cum in her knickers then leave. They’d then get busy with each however they wanted. It seemed like fun to me. Read more »

[MFM] Jerking into her panties… with a twist.

One of the horniest and filthiest experiences I’ve had involved wanking into a pair of knickers. Not an uncommon occurrence for guys on here but this was with a difference. The owner was still wearing them at the time, her husband was watching us and I definitely wasn’t the first to do it that day.

I’d replied to a vague Craigslist ad from a guy wanting to watch his wife with someone. He mentioned quite strict limits though and I was ok with that. It was summer and an outdoor evening meet seemed liked fun. Meet in the woods, off the beaten track and let the fun take place.

The deal was this. She wanted her knickers and pussy to feel full of cum but wasn’t ready for actual sex yet. They told me they both had a real cum fetish but were nervous about full swinging so their plan was to meet guys out in the woods, let them cum in her knickers then leave. They’d then get busy with each however they wanted. It seemed like fun to me. Read more »

The Drive [MF] [Public] [Outdoors] [Hookup] [Craigslist]

I’d contacted Steph through Craigslist. Actually to be more precise, she replied to my ad looking for someone interested in outdoor fun. I couldn’t host at mine, and neither could she so as the weather was still good it was convenient to take a drive out into the countryside on a warm evening.

I picked her up outside the shops, around the corner from her flat. As she came into view I could see that she lived up to her pictures. Slim waist, dark skin and deep brown eyes. She wore a blouse, a skirt and leggings under that. I started to imagine unbuttoning her top as soon as I saw her. She got in and we exchanged a peck on the cheek. It’s a weird situation meeting a stranger, making small talk as you drive whilst all the time knowing in a matter of minutes you’re going to be inside them. Read more »