A recent post by /u/Adam_Ant_69 in /r/truebigdickstories reminded me of a similar, albeit a little more tragicomic, experience at a strip club in Vegas from several years ago.
Important caveats: This story seems far fetched and I totally agree! If someone told me this happened I would be very skeptical, it’s saving grace is how weird it went going down. But trust me, dear reader, this is 100% god’s honest truth, as someone who lived it and was sober through the whole experience. Also worth pointing out that 99.999% of the strippers you encounter in the wild are doing their job and do not want to have sex with me, you, or anyone. Always ask permission, even if you’re pretty sure the thing you’re doing is allowed.
So with that out of the way – I was in Vegas and at this club for a friend’s bachelor party and was recently single and had received a promotion and had some extra money to burn – so was looking to have a good time and able to afford it.