This one unfortunately includes my ex boyfriend (Jade) who was pretty worthless for sex. It was toward the end of our relationship when he invited me to his family’s cabin. The catch was that his best friend, Al, was coming too. I did not anticipate anything sexual happening between me and Al on this trip, but thank god it did.
The three of us headed up to the cabin in the early afternoon on a Friday. Jade came from a decently wealthy family, so the cabin had a hot tub and a few rooms. We’d invited more of our friends, but everyone was busy besides Al. As we drove up he kept making jokes about being the third wheel.
“Don’t worry! I’ll give you guys some time alone.” I rolled my eyes. My relationship with Jade was on the verge of collapse at this point for many reasons. One of which was the god awful sex. It still blows my mind that I dated a man who only made me cum twice; ever. Anyway…