Wearing nothing but a beaded bracelet around my ankle, begging for a sultry writer… not a horny pretender.

So, if you can read the title of this post you’ve already checked off my first requirement of being able to read.

As my cat claws at my door, I’m sitting in a pitch black bedroom, sporting nothing but a beaded bracelet from an old forgotten boyfriend around my left ankle. The moon is just barely peeking through the clouds and shining some silvery light on my decency… but it is the *only* light I’m accepting tonight, with my husband downstairs and may as well be on another planet.

The drink of choice tonight as it sits idly on my nighstand in a tall glass is a Delamotte Blanc, it’s practically calling my name but too much wine spoils the chef, and I’m *cooking* tonight.

The truth is, I’m a writer, especially the erotic kind that mixes well-threaded plots with intirguing characters, dabbled about with sex scenes that mean more than two people finding themselves in the same room. I want to *know* these people before they remove their clothes, I want to get a vivid picture of the setting they’re enjoying their drinks in, as if I were a a blind woman able to see again or recounting a crime scene to a sketch artist in detail about these people and the place it all went down. Only by inserting myself in the scene can I feel *any* goosebumps at all, to say nothing of the rich vocabulary that must be used to even make me brush my hair back behind my ears.

Stuck at home, really wanna hear some sexy stories to rub out to while hubbie watches ‘The Last Dance’ in the other room.

‘The Last Dance’ documentary destroyed our sex life.

Why do I care about Jordan sinking a game-winning bucket 20 years ago when my husband hasn’t sank a thing in my *bucket* since this entire quarantine started? I mean you’d think being stuck in a confined space with someone for so long would get you laid at least a few times but no… It’s all Xbox, all of the time. And this Michael Jordan crap is the nail in my libido coffin.

So, while he grunts and moans (that should be brought up by what I can do with my tongue) about the Bulls of 1945 or some shit, I’m stuck twiddling my thumbs in our empty bedroom. I know you’re curious and will ask so I’m currently laying on my stomach, the sheer black tank top barely covering my pair of fringe panties and my nails are painted a ocean turquoise as they type away on my phone. Pornhub’s free week of premium has expired for me and honestly it never really did anything for me, I much preferred real stories (or *realistic at least)* to the junky ‘fuck your pizza guy’ videos I had to endure.

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Written erotica is PORN for women, my dudes!

Fuck guys.

All the talented writers must have went to bed early last night, I wasn’t too impressed with the crop I’d met… It was Saturday evening and my husband of eight months and I had just returned from the movies (because nobody told us the theaters would close too. Different aggravation entirely, and when you’re newly married the only sensible thing to do is screw any chance you get. But after some hopeless Netflix surfing and a petty argument about the window being open or shut, he stormed out to sleep on the couch because apparently “we can’t talk about shit.”

I wanna believe being married is as exciting as my friends say it is… but to be honest, I think they left out where that excitement actually comes from. So, with makeup done for the evening and a black tank top thrown on after realizing the evening ended, I’m decided to make my own rules and seeking a fun Saturday night elsewhere. From all of you hungry animals.

And the result, was… mediocre. :/

25F4M Orlando- My counselor said the keys to a great marriage are clean fights and dirty sex… He didn’t specify where dirtiness needed to come from.

Fuck guys.

So it’s Saturday evening and my husband of eight months and I just got back from the movies (because nobody told us the theaters would close too. Different aggravation entirely, and when you’re newly married the only sensible thing to do is screw any chance you get. But after some hopeless Netflix surfing and a petty argument about the window being open or shut, he’s stormed out to sleep on the couch because apparently “we can’t talk about shit.”

I wanna believe being married is as exciting as my friends say it is… but to be honest, I think they left out where that excitement actually comes from.

So, with makeup done for the evening and a black tank top thrown on after realizing the evening ended, I’m making my own rules and seeking a fun Saturday night elsewhere. From all of you hungry animals.

[https://imgur.com/SwMHEHj](https://imgur.com/SwMHEHj)

You like me? Wasn’t worried.

My ask is simple: my husband doesn’t seem to be coming back to bed tonight, so one of you educated wordsmiths get the pleasure of writing me some erotica. I’m not talking role-play or dirty talk (although plenty of that will naturally come, I haven’t been properly fucked in a week) I’m talking I give you a unfulfilled fantasy, something that wouldn’t be brought to life nearly as well in porn, with vividly detailed environments and realistic scenarios with steamy characters…