So long story short I finally got to Gulf Shores from Houston after quite a long time and made it to the festival on Saturday afternoon I knew it was going to be a good time because there was *sex in the air, y’all also I saw two dudes really going at it behind the portable toilets.* **I was in the right place.** So next thing you know, I get a drink and really no girls pay attention to me for the next 6 or 7 hours, most of them seem to try to avoid eye contact and one guy took my beer right out of my hand and wouldn’t give it back. This was obviously kind of hot and I guess I should point out at this point that obviously I’m straight.