I [F28] fucked Jesus Christ for the experience. [FM]

Ok. So hear me out, it’s true. This is a weird story, I’m aware. But you’ll understand it soon.

This just happened some days ago. I’m assuming the Lord is a con man attempting to gain sex/power/control. Or, maybe he believes he really is Jesus Christ. Or, and I realize this is a stretch but I’m also not claiming to be someone in any position to know what or who someone really is, maybe he IS Jesus Christ. Those are our options. What I **do** know is that I fucked him, and that’s all I know for sure in this whole thing. That’s all I really *NEED* to know tbh.

So, this all started when someone from my hometown messaged me wanting to know if I wanted to smoke with him. I didn’t know who he was but it was 6 am and I was feeling adventurous. So, I said yes. I met him at the gas station near where I was staying. We went and parked somewhere, smoked, talked, whatever. He [M30] asked if I wanted to ride with him to his house. I said sure. He told me about his family on the way. He said his brother [the Lord in question, M28] had lost his mind this year and was just lost in the sauce. I was expecting a man in psychosis when I met him bc of his brother’s description.

Some of the fun places/times I’ve masturbated and gotten caught [F] / 28

Girls’ just wanna ~~have fun~~ **cum**

This idea was sparked by someone asking me in my DMs and I thought it would be a good place to share here with more details because I’ve been sluttin by myself a lot of my life and I’ve also gotten laid because of this particular activity as well. It’s one of my tricks which usually ends up how intended. It’s a win win.

# School

many times in school (college… also high school **after I turned 18** 😉). I used to just sit in the back of the room and do it under my desk or table or whatever I was sitting at. I didn’t wanna do it if a bunch of people could see. Usually just if I liked a particular guy or wanted him to fuck me. I would set the scenario up to be him somewhere close but not right next to me as not to make it too obvious.