How date night with my shy wife ended up in the VIP room… [MF] [FF] pic included

This is a true story about one of the hottest experiences I’ve ever had with my wife. I’ll warn you, I can get a little wordy sometimes, so my story might be a little longer than most…

Picture of us for reference (I know people like visuals)! – https://imgur.com/a/loIpbSx

Being in our 30’s with a couple of kids under the age of 6, we’ve come to the point in our life where we really need to work to prioritize each other, especially when it comes to sex and branching out from our routine. One thing I’d been wanting to try was going to a strip club with my wife…

Our first attempt at the strip club was in Vegas a few years ago. It was my idea, we were planning on going alone, but ended up running into a group of friends at a Luke Combs concert. We didn’t know if they’d be in or out and were too nervous to ask but then one of them actually suggested we go. So we hopped in a cab and headed out… $50 cover, nowhere to sit, nut to butt, impossible to get a dancers attention, $15 domestic light beers… not what either of us were looking for at all. We cut bait after about 20 mins. I thought it might never happen again. I’ve since learned that the ONLY way to do the Vegas strip club is by limo service.

Date night with my shy wife that ended at a strip club… [MF] [Long]

This is a true story about one of the hottest experiences I’ve ever had with my wife. I’ll warn you, I can get a little wordy sometimes, so my story might be a little longer than most…

Picture of us for reference (I know people like visuals)! – https://i.imgur.com/A9nDZIu.jpg

Being in our 30’s with a couple of kids under the age of 5, we’ve come to the point in our life where we really need to work to prioritize each other, especially when it comes to sex and branching out from our routine. One thing I’d been wanting to try was going to a strip club with my wife…

Our first attempt at the strip club was in Vegas a few years ago. It was my idea, we were planning on going alone, but ended up running into a group of friends at a Luke Combs concert. We didn’t know if they’d be in or out and were too nervous to ask but then one of them actually suggested we go. So we hopped in a cab and headed out… $50 cover, nowhere to sit, nut to butt, impossible to get a dancers attention, $15 domestic light beers… not what either of us were looking for at all. We cut bait after about 20 mins. I thought it might never happen again. I’ve since learned that the ONLY way to do the Vegas strip club is by limo service.

A hilarious sequence of events that led to an incredibly awkward situation… with a huge plot twist at the end… [MF] [Funny] [long]

This is a long, but funny, true story about a hilarious set of events that happened to me in college… here we go.

I went to college in a small town about 3 hours from the US/Mexico border. Me and my buddies would take a few trips down there a year just to drink super cheap and act like we were cool for crossing the border.

We planned out one of these trips with me and three other guys. Two of them had girlfriends rolling with us, but my roommate Sam and me were rolling single. Sam had invited a chick from a neighboring town that he was trying to hook up with to go with us because she had never gone. She was bringing a friend so I figured I could be a good wingman at the very least. And who knows, maybe she’d be hot and I could try to take advantage of the two of us being kinda paired up.