[MF] A tale of the lonely bored housewife, mostly harmless, except for the riding crop

I had a semi relationship fizzle out with a cute gym girl that I thought was going to go somewhere. I was sort of heartbroken and at the time figured relationships weren’t my thing. All the dating apps fired up and I was looking for a new FWB. I wanted something kinky, someone to let me just have my way with her and explore a whole new world.

It was the Whisper post reply that started it all. She just had another FWB fall through and her post was something like “I need someone that can handle all my curves”.

We started talking, mostly harmless PG conversation. Then we started getting dirty and flirty. She shared some lingerie pics and I shared some body pics and we definitely had a mutual attraction. The only hang up she had was her marriage, but it was horrible and she didn’t mind fucking around, and he was on a months long work trip. So of course there was a need to be fulfilled. But she was shy and self conscious and thought if I met her in person I wouldn’t want her. So of course she wanted a public meetup, but made it a fun game of cat and mouse inside a neighborhood Walmart.

[MF] The FWB with the freeuse fantasy

Her profile on POF was very standoffish, one of the types that some people use to troll dudes with. I took the bait and whipped out my fresh banter because I was bored and wanted a challenge. She accepted and as we bantered back and forth she was amused and we traded phone numbers and pictures. Soon after we setup a time for her to be over. It wasn’t as simple as that everyone, but I want to set a quick stage for the events that followed.

She was a big girl, but strong. Imagine Gwendoline Christie but shorter with some D cups, same short hair. She lifted weights, but also lifted food like no one else. She came through my door with her bag of mini bottles and a 2-liter to mix them because this is how my life was at this point, and I accepted a certain amount of crazy and frenzy. She starts hard and we flirt and chat. She had told me she was married and that it was unhappy, but hearing that it had been years of no sexual contact made me feel especially bad for her. So I played my part, made her feel relaxed and at home. Feeling more at ease we would stand and sit closer and closer together. Why was that worded like that? Because she couldn’t stand still and she was anxious. We soon found ourselves within kissing distance. I put my arms around her and slowly went in for the kiss and let her finish the distance. She was a sloppy kisser, lips over mine and her hands started rubbing my crotch. After a minute of making my face wet she started moving towards the bedroom and I followed.

[MF] Our dogs made us meet, we did it doggy style

When I used to own a dog (I had to move to a non pet friendly place, he’s at a good home) of course I took him out for his bathroom breaks. Adorable little guy always found the time to go out when other dogs were out there. One dog he loved to be around belonged to this girl. She was shorter, kinda chubby but when she wore tighter clothing she had some curves to her. We always chitchatted for a bit but one time in particular I pushed further to talk and flirt. She seemed really into me and I had just gotten some meh sake and asked if she ever tried any. She hadn’t and took me up on my offer to sample some. Mid afternoon and I didn’t have anything going on that day, I didn’t mind some company.

She puts her dog up in her apartment and she comes downstairs to my place and we sample some, both warm and cold. It’s wonderful and she enjoys it and we have a couple more. She takes residence on my couch and I wonder if it really is going to lead to sex.

[MF] The well endowed lonely wife

She posted on Whisper and was straightforward, lonely curvy wife looking for play. I knew what I was getting into and messaged her. She replied back and thus started our back and forth flirting. She was mid 30s and a short chubby mom. You could cut out her look from any normal seeming family. She had kids, dogs, a job, side hustles, and a husband that ignored the shit out of her and wanted to not be affectionate.

We started the naughty pic trading and I scored a jackpot. Her tits were huge and I asked, of course, how big were they. 40E. Oh goodness yay. Not only were they huge they were perky and full. She made her arrangements to bounce out of her house and come to my place that night.

[MF] The lonely latina

I never used to think of myself as “the other guy” that would bang a wife. But alas during my heyday as a fuck boi I opened my door to lots of girls and some of them happened to be married, rather unhappily.

We met on Skout, as unlikely a meeting place as that bot filled app is. I messaged her first because she had a pretty face and I love me some latina. She claimed to be about 5’9″ with a curvy body and after a bit of flirting and non nude pics I had her over. We talked a little and I honestly thought she was just being friendly because at this point I figured things didn’t happen like this, a married woman coming over and it being this direct. She left slightly hurt that I didn’t make a move but after a day of flirting I had her back in my place and we made the briefest of chitchats as we stood.

I just still didn’t believe that I would be so lucky, but I made the decision to move forward with it because I had nothing to lose. So I just moved in closer to her, watching her eyes. I touched her arm, I could feel her anxiety. I move my head closer to hers, I watch her face start to move closer to mine.

[MF] “It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white”

While kicking back on my couch not doing fuckall my phone dings. A message on POF. No profile pic, but I go ahead and respond because fuck it. First question out the gate:

>I bet you aren’t into black girls.

“Okay well first of all I’m going to fuck you probably” is the thought in my head. But I text her back saying I do and after about 3 messages we take it to phone numbers and she send a face pic and oh goodness she’s pretty. I message her back and after not much plying she’s on her way over. I open my door to a 5’8″, dark skinned beauty and as she walks by I notice her round ass and medium tits and wide hips. I’m in heaven at the thought of unwrapping her. She parks her ass on my couch and we make small talk. Reading the situation she’s warmed up to me and I make my move to press our lips together. We make out for a good while before she has to leave and comes back the next night. We make small talk through the next day and she comes back over.

[MF] I tried to have an honest date not end in sex, but alas, anal

When my FWB list had dried, hookups were not available, and I was getting slightly tired of the entire game I tried to have an honest date. I reworked my dating sites to find long term relationships and wanted to give a go at honest dating. I’m serious, I sought out what seemed like dating material.

I messaged her and she messaged back and we flirted and had a good rapport. She was short, chunky MILFy body and was a super devout Christian with a whole bunch of ways to say that she wasn’t seeking sex. Now I know when one protests too much it’s to hide their true intentions. But for this instance, I was naive. We didn’t even share any sexy pictures, just clothed ones. Her neighbors were having some sort of garage party and she invited me over.

[MF] The pregnant FWB

The best friend with benefits fills a Reuleaux triangle of friendship, hotness, and availability. When you find all 3 or what you would go without is the best case for anyone. When I was alone and on the prowl I wanted to find a dependable girl that would come over when we felt the urge to release and didn’t get super attached.

Whisper put us only a quarter mile away, she lived in a house just right down the road. We started immediately exchanging dirty pics and sexy talk. She was a white girl, bbw with DDs , thick thighs, a fat ass and wide birthing hips. The body made to just get pregnant over and over again. When I had her over for the first night I had her pinned to my wall and ravaging her body with my hands tearing at her clothes to get her naked. Her skin was so pale and soft, her tits big and plump ass just begging to be grabbed. She loved being handsy and was at least forward with our agreement that we weren’t exclusive and she had a goal: someone was going to get her pregnant. Luckily I had condoms and put one of those life savers on and went to town. She had this cute moan and would barely get words out as we had sex and finished. We laid in bed after that first time and just bonded a little, the friend portion of our little arrangement. She did have to go back to her house, as her parents were still watching her first kid and didn’t want to make it seem like a dick appointment was more concerning than being a mom.

[MF] The one with the daddy issues

One day I was driving and a car almost hit me. They used their vulgar hand gesture as if it was my fault and continued on their shitty life. I posted to Whisper about it because I just needed to vent and I got a private message about it. Female in the 18-20 range? Sounds like a trap to me, but I replied to her and we continued bantering back and forth for the rest of the day.

Over the coming days we exchanged numbers to have better communications and we started flirting and exchanging pictures. She was 5’5″, ginger, and petite. I hadn’t slept with a super petite girl yet and deciding that I needed ginger crossed off my sexual bucket list prompted me to pursue her further. She was in the same situation as me, separated pending divorce and we found solace in that. We got curious after the flirting if we had any physical chemistry so we decided to stop for a cup of coffee. We couldn’t keep our eyes off of each other and after walking her to her car I planted a kiss on her lips and touched her ass and she had to restrain herself not to jump on me in public. That night we worked out the logistics for the next day to have a date and retire at my place. Along with that she decide to tease me with naked selfies and her favorite sexual position, the prone bone. Excited I pursued and asked about kinks she had, and it seemed to be the normal choking and spanking with…one little out there kink

[MF] Giving her the ol’ yuletime log

These are two stories I have, both centered at Christmas time from two hookups that happened. I don’t know what it is about Christmas time, but people want to be given some good ol log. I was back home with family and between them being insufferable and me being lonely and horny I just needed an excuse to leave the house and a “date” always seemed the best reason.

#1 Craigslist….oh how I always miss the causal encounters section with their targeted ads and flakes. I made a post and continued on with festivities not even sure I could continue to delete the dings from my emails. My post was innocuous enough, cropped clothed body pick and a dick pic to show what I was working with. Then I get an email, changed title and an attachment, and OH GOODNESS she attached a pic of her tits and a simple message. I replied back and was enticed. We soon exchanged phone numbers and started forwarding pics. She was late 20s, 5’9, dark black and thick with a wonderful rack and ass. Of course we start talking to make sure we’re real and down to meet that night and she forwards me her address….it’s out in the boonies and across town. I make an excuse and ride out to meet this wonderful lady.