Redditor Recognizes Me IRL

Something about taken/married men I just don’t fuck with physically. Mentally, perhaps. I genuinely enjoy making men lust for me, I love knowing I can make a man stiff with just my flirty smile and perky nips that are barely poking out. You could say I know what I’m doing, even if you think it’s nonchalant. A confession; I don’t always get ready, I stay in casual baggy clothes. For comfy reasons. Occasionally, if I’m in the mood I’ll get ready.

This particular day, I got all dolled up. Wearing a light green top with no bra, and white leggings that’s gave a nice looking camel toe. Pulling my leggings high as possible, no panties making sure my ass ate it up. I decided to hit The Block, in Orange. The moment I arrived to the plaza I felt eyes on me. My chest. I have big juicy tits, that will jiggle as I walk. Nipples stiff. Hiding behind sunglasses makes me slightly more comfortable.

Your Boyfriend Licks Me Good

Yeah, straight up. I can honestly say though, I did not start this. In fact I was invited to be apart of this and then it lead to other things. It’s been awhile since I’ve had any type of action. I have a girlfriend that I’ll catch up with from time to time. Recently, I was invited to come over and after a few drinks and j’s she thought it would be fun to make a tik tok for her account. The trend here was, her boyfriend has her run up to him as he catches her and does the same on the other side with the friend.

I thought that would be tough since I’m a bigger gal. I challenged it a bit like are y’all sure? I was wearing a tight white top with a little black cardigan kinda showing off some cleavage. Honestly I wasn’t wearing panties, my pants were those stretchy boho pants that men love. You know the ones that eat up the girls ass and are kinda flowy from the bottom. Soft material.

David From Biology Sniff My Ass [F]

Sniffing my asshole is one of my favorite- not so common kinks. I prefer to get sniffed outside of my clothes. I came across it unexpectedly back when I was a sophomore in high school. Being a wallflower, going by unnoticed truly. I wasn’t into make-up, more so into sports and dance. Boys barley looked my way, since I was such a tomboy.

At the time my parents owned a restaurant, and starting in 9th grade I started working. I had a routine, after school I’d have to walk straight to the restaurant which was about a mile and a half or so. Turns out a freishman from my biology lived behind the store, I’d see him often. He kinda reminded me of Eminem. White boy that was in between a stoner/gangster vibe. Many times I watched him be a dick to others, a bully almost and for some reason he’d always be nice to me.

Got My Ass Ate in the Alley @ DTF. (F28)

Have you ever been to DTF aka Downtown Fullerton, here in SoCal? For the locals it’s just a village of bars, cute restaurants, and tattoo shops. Starting Thursdays it starts to get lit in the evenings, til the weekend. Lately I had been in the mood to go dance, and let loose. I hardly ever go out now bc of working so much, I had become overdue. I needed a night out. So I made plans with one of my homegirls to go on the weekend.

Finally the night comes, I was excited. I looked good wearing a tight black and purple mesh dress, black stockings, high knee boots, and a black little jacket. The bra I was wearing was a push-up, making my big ass tits look bigger than the usual. I covered my chest with powdered glitter for that fluorescent pop to make you double look. Waiting for that I’m ready text, that eventually came with a rain check. I was so bummed! But after one look in the mirror I thought no way am I not going out looking this cute.

Watched A Couple Fuck

Have you ever had the chance to see someone get fucked right in front of you? We all watch porn and get turned on, but imagine if it happened right before your eyes. Recently I’ve become a bit obsessed with watching videos of men getting their dick sucked properly. Sloppy, the noises that become, watching a man squirm in his seat. I’ve been thinking about watching a couple fuck in front of me, preferably strangers.

But to actually know a couple that’s down for that? That you can trust? It’s kinda hard when you have no instagram or twitter, nothing much to socialize on.That’s until I came across a sub dedicated to swingers from LA. Couples seeking a third, couples, or gangbangs. I made a post thinking what the hell. The post read: “28F – Looking to watch a couple fuck in front of me as I masturbate; perhaps assist on the sideline.”. Fell asleep thinking someone has to reply?

Next morning, boom. A fuckload of messages and invites to come and watch filled up my PMs. There was one couple in particular that stood out a bit. And by stand out I mean this girl has massive tits. I love tits. I kept in touch. Awhile after we ended up meeting for drinks at Dave & Busters.

Road Rage Leads to Getting My Ass Ate

I mean we’ve all been there I’m sure of it. Some folks have more patience than others on the road and I have mad respect for you I wish I could be like you. I try, I genuinely try to be patient but the roads are scary, and stupid all at once; they give anyone a license these days. Or they prolly don’t even have one smh, I just try to
make sense of it.

The other day I noticed a pick up truck kept swerving the lanes but the traffic was steady so he couldn’t advance. Back and fourth I kept thinking wow what a douche, just pick a fucking lame already Jesus Christ. If you ever catch yourself in a situation like that staying in lane, going at you’re own pace will end up benefiting you just watch.

As much as he stepped on it, all he did was catch red lights. I eventually tuned in to my stuff and forgot about the guy. After a couple of good songs I then realized someone was riding my ass. I looked in the review and who is it?? Little pick up truck, ahhh my guy what happened?? Did the dumpster truck get in ur way??? Awwwh. Red light up ahead. We came to a stop, seconds go by when he slipped and gave my car a love tap. Making my jolt a bit, definitely heard it connect.