So I just bought (m)y first dildo…

And it feels huge! But amazing. The following story is basically how I truly came to understand what virgins feel when being penetrated for the first time.

As a straight guy, I've been interested in anal play for a long time and have progressed through (what I consider) the basic phases of exploration. i.e. fingers, small objects, larger objects. I even made a wooden dildo out of a dowel that I would cover with a condom and use if I knew I'd be home alone for long enough. That is, until last week. The online store that I had bought a cock ring from for my girlfriend and I to play with sent me an email with blowout sale deals.

Being a curious (and slightly horny) cat, I clicked the link and began scrolling down the page littered with cheap sex outfits and flavored lubes no one wanted to buy. Then, a dildo crests the bottom of my browser with a price tag that piqued my interest. Adam's PleasureSkin Natural Dildo. $15? hmm.. I could buy that and some lube for less than $30 including shipping! I was sold. A week later, it shows up in the mail and I break it open as quickly as I can.