Author: nosliw9

Closest thing to a one night stand I ever had was a ca[m] session last night, and it was great!

Hey!

So I have never had a one night stand, and in my life only been with one girl (my ex wife) who was VERY vanilla. To the point she wouldn’t even give me head because hates the taste of cum and how much it hurts her throat apparently.

Anyway after speaking with a Redditor late last night about it all, we both got a little turned on talking about all the things we would do to each other, so much so that we ended up on a video call dirty talking for about 2 hours.

The whole time we were slowly masturbating until we decided to get toys out. I had my homemade fleshlight, she had a suction dildo.

So I put my fleshlight between two pillows and she put the dildo on a mirror and we pretended we were fucking in doggy for like an hour, all the time talking super dirty. It’s the most kinky sex I’ve ever had and we were about 3000 miles apart. Read more »

[M] Since my divorce I’ve had more fun fucking my homemade fleshlight than I ever did my wife

Hey!

So I recently got a divorce. I’m 28 and only ever been with one woman, who became my wife when we were 22.

Of course I wasn’t to know but the sex sucked. She was my first and only sexual partner so I had no gauge of what constitutes as good sex, other than the fact that I have had one blowjob from her in my life so I knew that was lacking.

Anyway, since we split, I wasn’t ready to put myself out there and ended up making a homemade fleshlight type thing out of a towel and rubber glove, and have honestly had better sex with that than I ever did with her. I put porn on or just watch content on Reddit, and go to town fucking the ‘fleshlight”.

Just thought I’d share for all those that feel they’re getting terrible sex from their partners haha!

Next step, try find someone who loves giving head, if those girls actually exist, and see what good head feels like!

[M]y ex’s best [F]riend teases me and then I make her boyfriend watch.

So a few years back, my girlfriend at the time had a super hot friend. I always told myself that I’d cheat on anyone for a night with Alexis.

One day she sent me a pic in a bikini saying “boyfriend bought me this, what do you think?”

I thought it odd that she was asking me but I told her she looked great.

Fat forward a week and I get another pic, and this becomes more frequent and more revealing, until the point we are trading nudes.

Then bizarrely I get a video. A video of her boyfriend masturbating and her laughing at him… I was confused but I just replied with “he looks so pathetic… How did he end up with you?”

She then said because he does as he’s told and enjoys the shows… That’s when I decided it was time, I drove straight to their house uninvited.

Alexis answered and I said “I’m here to fuck you, and show Mark how to fuck a woman properly”.

With no hesitation, Alexis guided me to the room mark was in, dropped to her knees and began sucking me. Mark just say quietly, perhaps in shock. Alexis kept telling him how big my cock was and how much better it is that his cock. Read more »

I helped a girl get revenge on her cheating boyfriend, and now I want to be the revenge guy. [M] [F]

A few years back, when I was better looking and in slightly better shape, I didn’t have much trouble getting ladies. I’d usually head out into town with a tight shirt on and a pair of jeans that allowed my dick silhouette to come through, which go be honest, lead to a lot of girls stroking me through my jeans.

One night I was queuing for a certain club where I saw a girl and her boyfriend arguing as he had just kissed another girl. She was hitting him so I broke it up. I flagged down a taxi for the guy as he was fed up, and he went home. I pulled her to the side and told her to calm down.

She started to calm down but then saw my dick print, and instantly grabbed it. She whispered in my ear “don’t talk, just come with me”.

Now, I wasn’t going to say no to that.

We went somewhere quiet and she dropped to her knees. Using her phone she asked me to film it all and send it to her boyfriend. She pulled out my cock and on camera said “fuck you Cameron, this cock is twice the size of yours and I love it”. Read more »

[M]y first time [F]ucking in public, and we almost got arrested

I’ve realised I get a real kick out of sharing my experiences, so here’s my favourite public story.

Me and my girlfriend at the time (I was 24, she was 22), we’re on holiday in Greece. A small quiet area with amazing beaches.

One night we were walking back to our villa a little drunk and decided to head to the beach.

One thing led to another and before long she was sucking my cock and I was fully naked. The beach was almost empty as it was around midnight.

I stripped her down and laid her down, slid my cock deep inside her and we had amazingly passionate sex. Being in the open air really turned us on.

At one point another couple walked by but we didn’t stop, just slowed down to make it less obvious. And then just as we were close to finishing, a police 4×4 drove onto the beach. We finished quickly as this 4×4 was coming our way, got dressed and ran. Luckily they didn’t catch us as they couldn’t drive up the path we took.

I love public sex!
Infact, I just love showing myself to people.

The time I [M] fucked my married neighbour [F]

I was told to post here too…

I (M27) have only recently moved into my new house on a quiet street, and I made it my goal to meet the neighbours and try and get along with them, because neighbours from hell suck right?

Anyway, I went round everyone and invited them to a BBQ at mine. This one particular house belonged to a woman called Robyn (F32), and her husband, but they were selling, which is unfortunate because she is smoking hot!

Anyway, the BBQ went really well and other than a bit of harmless flirting, everything stayed PG. I exchanged numbers with most of the neighbours and it feels like a real community.

The next day however, I received a message from Robyn saying:
“Thanks for the great time yesterday handsome, you looked great with your hands on the BBQ”

I didn’t think much of it and just replied saying thanks and that it was a pleasure to meet her.

A little time went on and she sent another text, but this time a picture of her in a bra saying “hope you’re having a good day”. Read more »