My first wife, Charnie started having an affair with one of my best mates back in the early 80’s, not long after we married. I knew nothing about it until she came home one afternoon, in his car which was packed with all his gear.
She breezed past me into the bedroom to get two large bags she’d obviously packed earlier.
‘What’s the go here?’ I asked ‘I’m leaving you and moving to Goulburn with Brad.’ she replied and simply walked out the door, put her bags in the car, and they drove away.
Okay about now I’m thinking to myself, “We had some of the hottest sex of our short time just last night, didn’t see this coming at all”.
I called my mate Dom and told him what had happened.
About ten minutes later he and his younger sister Sarah walked in and started asking a dozen questions at a time. I had no idea but they had brought beer so we sat and chatted about the whole thing, and still had no idea.
Dom decided to head home about midnight, but Sarah said she’d rather stay and keep me company.