So this is a true story. I’m writing this to get it off my chest – Kristin and I will never do this again, and I know it. So a big part of this is to keep me from reaching out over text or something else stupid…
My wife and her friends went out for one of their friends’ birthdays. They went to a restaurant, then a bar, and all of them got pretty buzzed. When my wife got home she told me Kristin is sleeping over, and my wife pretty much went straight to bed.
I decided to go take a bath, and when I was done I put on a pair of boxer briefs and went to the kitchen to take an Advil and grab some water – thinking everyone was sleeping. As i’m Opening the cabinet, I hear Kristin call my wife’s name. I look back and she’s looking over the door frame.
“Oh sorry I thought you were [wifes name]”
“No problem,” I said.
“Sorry I’m in my underwear I’m hiding (something like that is what she said) “
“Oh I don’t mind at all,” I say.