It was about 100° in the shade and I was extremely thankful that the resort had 5 pools. Most days, just after lunch, my kids (and most of the kids in the resort) went to the kids club — which meant my wife and I could relax by the pool and read a book in the less intense heat, and generally enjoy the all inclusive swim up bar whilst working on our tans.
Author: No-Cakes
[M][FT] Or [F] not sure haha
Everyone jokes about trans/ladyboy/traps in Thailand, but I’d never thought I’d be fooled; it’s pretty obvious if you look for the Adam’s apple or hands, right?
Wrong! Especially when alcohol is involved!
I was with a bunch of guys on a bachelors party in Thailand, it was extremely late and we ended the night in an almost topless bar (the girls had no tops on but had pastie stickers on their nipples so you couldn’t see it all). I was approached by a very petite Thai girl with big brown eyes. She may have only just been 5ft, and was very slim with a nice firm ass and with boobs slightly bigger than her frame, definitely fake.
She took a shine to me and was constantly stroking my arm and finding excuses to make sure I was ok. The group I was with were starting to go back to the hotel and a couple were not alone ;) if you catch my drift. I didn’t know the etiquette but I was single at the time and thought to myself why not? It was in the early hours of the morning and she was pretty… I asked if she’d like to come back to mine. She explained in broken English that she had to stay and but for not very many Baht I could get a private dance upstairs. Ok why not!
[MF] Massage
Disclaimer, if you’re offended by the sex industry I’d stay away from this one. Its not a time in my life that I am proud of, sorry if this offends anyone. All I’ll say is that morally I was ok with it and was single at the time.
There was a local massage joint that I knew of that was pretty well known for offering a bit more than massages, and I’d even read reports online that things occasionally went a bit further than happy endings.
General setup was you called in and if they had a waiting room spare you’d sit and wait to be introduced to the girls. Lady at the door was maybe mid 30s and took me to a room. First she introduces me to a Russian girl, very pretty brunette but far too skinny for my taste. Next was a blonde who was barely 5ft and again very skinny but just too small and too skinny for me.
I thanked the host and as I was leaving we were chatting about why I wasn’t interested and I said, off the cuff, “they were both just too skinny and small, I really wanted a curvy busty girl like yourself.”
[MF] knock knock
I travel a lot for business and sometimes get lucky, this is a story about one such time in Prague.
I had a long day of meetings and ended up travelling a lot by train that day, and didn’t get to my hotel until quite late. On the reception was a girl in her mid twenties with a short bob of raven hair (almost blue in the harsh foyet light). She wasn’t particularly stunning but she had that goth hottie thing going on, and had a brilliant full sleeve tattoo on her right arm.
As she was looking for my reservation we were having a bit of chit chat and when I complimented her on her tattoos and she visibly blushed and rolled her shirt sleeve up so I could have a better look. She kind of leaned over the desk sideways and I assumed she wanted me to touch her arm so I obliged, being super gentle and admiring how soft her skin was. The work on the tattoo was stunning, a kind of mandala floral pattern which was very very detailed and completely in black and red which looked really classy. I told her it was absolutely beautiful and she was beaming and blushing a lot.
[MF] Hotel fun
This happened yesterday and I want to share before I forget any of the details! I’m so sorry if this is long winded and meandering, but I’m excited to share.
I’m a long time lurker of another sub, which I won’t name in case it’s against the rules, where men offer oral sex to women, no strings and no expectations. I posted for the first time yesterday and given that most of the posts by men seem to get no replies I really did not expect anything at all.
Except I’ve since been told by one of the girls I met that posting a “I’ve sent you a DM” is really kind of desperate. And women can afford to be picky. It’s all the F4M posts that get 50 replies of desperate men trying to downvote everyone else and get between her legs. It’s childish and ridiculous. Women just send a DM.
I had 6 messages within 6hrs of posting and no replies on my post. Two sent me an initial message and never replied again (maybe it was something I said?!). One saw my picture and decided she “couldn’t do anything with a baldie” (np, everyone has their preferences), and one girl agreed a time and place and never showed up. I have a strong suspicion she was trolling anyway.
[MF] Surprise butt stuff
I’m going back a few years on this one, but wanted to share.
Just got out of a rubbish relationship and was looking for something fun (?), and starred talking more to a lovely girl called Nikki who worked at the local library who I was flirting with off and on. She was a bit of a plain Jane to look at, very prim and proper, the kind of girl who always has a cardigan within 5ft at all times, with mousy brown hair, cute thick framed glasses and green eyes. Very unassuming, and fairly quiet (though that might have just been the setting!), and always went as red a beetroot when flirting. I found her pretty, and loved my time with her.
I asked her out one afternoon and we ended up going out for a few months until I had to move for work. We got along like a house on fire, and the more I got to know her the more I realised she really wasn’t the quiet unassuming girl I thought she was, she was very flirty, kinda forward, and definitely a little bit kinky ;)