StupidSlutsClub Virgin Challenge Gets Me Reminiscing About My Lame V-Card Loss to Lazy Hooker. [MF]

I was lurking over at /r/stupidslutsclub where the girls are doing a slut challenge where they take the virginities of a bunch guys for fun or points or what ever,

IDK but I started thinking about how lucky some of those guys are, well at least compared to what I had experienced when I lost it.

I also thought about a bunch of fakers getting laid pretending to be virgins, I was thinking it as such a disservice to all the needy virgins because the sluts there might lose trust in the challenge or something. (lol) Thinking I could help bridge some empathy from the fakers to the virgins I started writing out my lame experience of losing my v card in the comment section on one of the posts of that sub reddit where the concern of fakers was briefly expressed by another user,

But I realized it was no place for my shitty writing, it was long & badly written, I dont usually write or tell stories and it would probably get down voted and Ill feel stupid so I thought to post this crap here instead. Its actually longer and more detailed now. great.