[F]reaking awesome back [m]assage gets… well, freaky

See preamble in my [previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3u05xy/unexpectedly_dirty_quickie_or_everything_they_say/) for background information.

This story happened a while back so my memory is hazy at best – except for a few points which I can remember with such crystal clarity that I will not ever forget because they were SO.FUCKING.HOT. Ffffuuu…

(Starlord, if I am wrong on any points, please show me how you did it again. ;D)

**[preamble]**

A few months ago, I spent a long weekend in Prague with aforementioned Starlord, whom I will herein refer to as handsome Hans, the adorable pervy German.

We rented a cozy apartment on the west bank of the Vtlava and spent mornings and nights fucking all over it… on the chaise lounge, on the dressers, on the inflatable exercise ball, in front of the 8ft mirror… and yes, up against the giant stuffed teddy bear in a most inappropriate threesome. (I’m sorry, Teddy, but you were so cute and cuddly and the way your soft fur felt against my skin drove me crazyyyy.)

Pervy Germans Pt. 2 – Finger-fucking on the Autobahn leads to high-velocity blowjob, veritable shower of cum [f/m]

This is the first time I've seen the foreign boy toy since my last story.

He's driven countless hours through tough conditions to meet me at the airport, and recounts his harrowing tale as we hit the highway for the long drive back to his hometown. We catch up, joke and belt out Michael Jackson songs (we are in Germany after all), but really, all I can think about is how I've spent the past 2 weeks fantasizing about wrapping my lips around his dick as we race down the Autobahn; riding him in the front seat; being bent over in the back seat, and then on the hood, and then somewhere in the woods. (It's only been 2 weeks, and yet it feels like forever.)

We eventually pull over to a rest stop for a bite to eat and for the first time, he is able to sit back and look at me without car horns honking. We take a moment to drink each other in before leaning in, and what begins as a series of soft kisses, exploring tongues and tasting quickly escalates. Soon we are grabbing at one another, licking, biting and making out like horny teenagers, in a rest stop parking lot in broad daylight, surrounded by semis full of interested truckers. (I am not sure if he notices this, but I certainly do, and it is kind of a turn-on.)

Unexpectedly dirty quickie (or, “Everything they say about Germans is true”) [f/m]

[preamble, see below for xxx]

Hi all. Long time pervert, first time poster. Please go easy. :) I am a female living in eastern Europe (5'4, petite, small tits, ample butt, blonde hair, blue eyes… boring-sounding when you break it down). I recently met a guy while traveling abroad in Germany (5'9, fit, gorgeous grabbable brown hair, vibrant eyes of a colour that I cannot actually describe). As he would tell you, we met at a festival and exchanged contact info. In reality, we met at a festival, I both immediately noted and consciously avoided his hotness (as I was already in the midst of an icky breakup/not looking for more relationshit), and at the end of the evening he struck up a conversation making sure not to leave without giving me his detailed coordinates so that, as I found out later, I "would be sure to find him". We met up the next night and stayed up talking, about zombie escape plans, reptilian alien overlords, glitches in the matrix, astronomy, philosophy and the nature of memory. Then around 4am, I began to shudder from the cold, so he took me home, made me tea and we ended up banging all night (quite by accident, I assure you, but that's another story for another time).