[f]irst time with a [m]ilf, I think I did anal with stiflers mom. [mf]

Ok so this story happened a few months while I was on holiday in California. I’d just graduated university and was going to spend some time travelling. I was in California in November and had met a few people in my hostel and we spent a few nights leading up to this drinking. Then one morning a guy says he’s going to a small gig at a local venue that night and has a spare ticket. I gladly accepted his offer.

That night we went for a few beers on our way to the venue. While the warm up ads were playing we standing off to the side against the wall having a few beers when this woman walked in, straight past us and to the bathroom. We both looked at each other and simultaneously said “stiflers mum!”. She was a dead look alike.

Moments later she returned and perched herself right next to me. Now considering that we hadn’t even seen the headliners I decided not to talk to her however she was fairly persistent and put herself in front of me. At this stage the band came on so me and the other guy went to the crowd for a few songs and danced and sang for a bit. I thought I could come back later and try find her.

I don’t even believe this story my self it is so bizarre 22MFF

Ok, so I just had possibly the weirdest night I have ever had. Need to pen this stuff down. I'm just going to go through all this and see what others think of this

So I am home alone for the weekend and decide I am going t make myself a nice casual dinner and watch some TV, casual easy Saturday night then at about 4 or 5 pm my mate texts me asking if I am doing anything tonight to which I told him "just thinking about making a curry and having a casual evening, maybe get a bit of uni work done…" Anyway, half an hour later the plan is that we will go to our other mates new place and cook dinner there and maybe have a few beers.

8pm – We are having a few beers (i am having the most which is unusual) over dinner and its four mates and the hosts girlfriend and we get onto the topic of prostitutes. This chat goes on quite a while and in my mind I am wondering about the realities of prostitutes but I know nothing will happen tonight, we end up calling a brothel on loud speaker just to ask some weird questions. I have never laughed so hard in my life.