“Naughty girl, naughty boy, it could happen?” [mf]

To preface: This story is from some years back. I was a junior in college and life was great. The setting? winter break and I was back in my hometown. My only real goal for the break was to see which girls from my high school I could sleep with. College really is the best time of your life..

On this particular night, it was cold and windy, and there was not much going on. So, like any horny young college guy would do, I decided to make some moves on social media.

A little about me. I’m an attractive guy who likes to exercise. This was especially true back then. I was definitely one of the attractive ones back in school and never had a problem getting girls. (I don’t say this to brag, but I want to give you an accurate picture as you read along). I’ve always had a nice face, strong jawline, and short hair, which works well on me.