Author: newyearsrevolution69

How the Spontaneous Friend-Cation turned into the Fuck I Never Expected: Pt. 3 [FM]

Aight. Part 3 of my self-indulgent repost. Parts 1 & 2 are on my profile.

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Ok, third and what I expect to be the final part of this story. Again, thank you all for the kind words and messages. Some of them are extra appreciated lol

There are once again *** denoting the really good stuff.

Back to it. As fucking exhilarating as that night had been going in my hotel room, it didn’t really pan out. Last we left off, Emy and I we naked spooning, with all the intentions of getting it in.

Kate, on my other side was backing her ass up directly into mine. Ass-to-ass is a weirdly hot sensation. With my penis pushing hard up against Emy’s little butt, and Kate’s gigantic one seemingly encouraging my thrusts, I was all kinds of aroused. And Emy could feel it.

She placed on of my hands on her small boob and helped me massage it. Both our breathing got louder. Then she reach back around, grabbing the back of my neck and pulled me close. I softly kissed hers. For all the ridiculous, lustful, debauchery that got us there, it was incredibly passionate and sweet. So what we were drunk and she was pissed at me? I had dreamed of touching her like this for the better part of a decade. And for a few minutes, it felt like she had too. Read more »

How the spontaneous friend-cation turned into the fuck I never expected (Part 2) [FFM]

Edit: This is a repost. Part 1 is on my profile.

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First off, thank you all for the kind words following part 1. I enjoy writing a lot and the positive feedback means the world :) plus a few hot DM’s did not discourage at all lol I’m still on a lonely trip.

Once again, skip to *** if you are in a rush. And please forgive the typos, this has all been on mobile.

So let’s back up a little bit and rejoin the three who stayed behind at the club after I chased after Kate. Joe filled me in on some details later and they really help make sense of what ended up a truly convoluted weekend.

As soon as I was out the door, Emy took some of her frustration out on Joe.

“Wtf is his problem?” She demanded. “I thought I made it clear how upset Kate has been about this shit?”

Joe was and is a stand-up friend. So despite the bombshell that was Jenn sharing lap space with him, he tried to talk his sister on my behalf.

“I know, I know, that was a fucked up thing to say.” Read more »

[F]inally Stuffing my [M]arried Coworker on Black Friday

First of all, I don’t want to fucking hear it. No, that title is not beneath you. I mean, you’re the one who is reading word porn on reddit, on a Wednesday. So don’t judge me for my objectively awful attempt at clickbait.

Which brings me to my second point. You may have judgmental inclinations toward my lack of COVID-related caution. But let’s remember why you are here. To diddle yourself whilst reading my morally questionable memento. So while I know that we are in a pandemic, I make no apologies for my undeterred pursuit of pussy.

With those housekeeping items out of the way, strap the fuck in for our ride, and please keep your hands inside your pants. Feel free to skip to the *** if you have an aversion to long-windedness and/or verbal foreplay.

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Guilty Conscience Kink with my FWB and Her Perfect Tits [FM]

Two depressed and ancient millennials, 1.5 bottles of extremely shitty wine, and a shared guilty conscience kink. In other words, a perfect Christmas party.

**Skip to the *** if you don’t give a fuck about context and just want to get off to someone’s slightly hyperbolized experience with someone they really should have dated by now.**

Let me start by saying, it’s been a slow year folks. Whether because of the of the never ending pandemic, or because aging and dying is apparently a compound interest sort of deal… see right there. Who the fuck uses compound interest as a commonplace illustration?? A 32-year-old who unwillingly traded hip flexibility for financial literacy somewhere in the last 17 months. I know it was the last 17 months because exactly 18 months ago I was fucking the same girl, in the same place, but in a far more adventurous position. Nevertheless, this time was better. Or at least I think it was. Because alcohol. Read more »

How the Spontaneous Friend-cation Turned into the Fuck I Never Expected [FM]

This sex-venture took place about three years ago. I recently traveled (not ideal during a pandemic, I know) to the same general location it happened. It provided some welcomed memories for a lonely night lol

I’m a wordy motherfucker, so skip to the *** if ya know… you need to get things going quickly.

It’s also very long and potentially includes some typos. Bear with me.

So, about three years ago I was roped into one of those impulsive friend-cations. One of my best friends from high school and I remained good friends through college and still are quite close. For our purposes, we’ll call him “Joe.” After high school, our friend group evolved to include Joe’s older sister. She had only been a year ahead of us and they are quite close as siblings. It also helped she had very attractive friends. One of which, let’s call her “Jenn”, Joe was downright infatuated with.

I can’t really blame him. Jenn was (and is) a smoke show. Back then her hair was long and very blonde, and all kinds of curly. She is beautiful and thick, with big tits, big thighs, and a little extra everywhere. She has this “cannot be bothered” attitude and is just effortlessly hot. Read more »

The time that Sticking my dick in Crazy was 100% worth it. [FM]

This is a really long one. The good shit starts at the asterisks

Please forgive the typos, I’m super turned on rn.

Alright, here it goes. My plunge into the other side of the post.

I’m a long-time lurker here and avid consumer of steamy narratives. Honestly for most of my life too. Even as a horny, hormonal chimpanzee of a teenage boy, I preferred poetic fuck-tales to pornos. Don’t get me wrong. There’s a handful of video’s floating on a layer of internet scum, that when I come across I turn into a got-damn werewolf.

But seriously, there’s nothing like firing up the imagination station with some well-written stimulus to transport my mind, heart, soul, and dick into an alternate dimension where I am super good at sex and everything feels really good. Ya know, rather than this one where I’m kind of ok at things and its bit of a wash between what feels awesome and what is scary as hell. I think it was Aristotle who said, “No one knows how to noodle your noodle, quite like your noodle.” The circle of life is a beautiful thing. Read more »

I Just Had Shower Sex That Actually Felt Good [FM]

We’ve all been there. We’ve seen enough movies, we’ve watched enough porn. And we get really horny. So much so that we convince ourselves it will be good. That a ceramic phone booth is somehow the ideal place to fuck. That adding a half-blinding spray of water and an inordinate amount of soap will somehow make it better. That the statistical likelihood of cracking our skull doesn’t exist. And that we are in good enough shape to hold that position for longer than 30 seconds. Thankfully in my case, that last concern is rarely an issue.

Well, this story is the exception to all those rules. And the catalyst in overcoming these ancient boundaries was a truly capable fucker by the name of Kayla. God, what a fucker she is. Her hair when it falls down on you. Her hips when they swing, just walking around the kitchen. Her laugh when she gets you to cum for her, faster than you wanted to. But seriously, when she takes hold of your cock, and she guides it right to the entrance of Fantasy Land, and she takes you inside herself… Read more »