As the night was playing out I was thinking to myself “When this is over I better submit this to r/gonewildstories”
**300 Word Preamble (Including Two Short Stories)**
Prior to meeting my wife I’d had only two one night stands. The first was back in my early twenties. A few buddies and I were at this industrial/punk bar in this trendy part of town when these two super hot alt-rocker chicks introduce themselves to us. I asked one what they were up to that evening and she whispered to me “We’re just here to meet hot guys to have sex with.” I wish I could’ve seen the look on my face. I was out of there and back to her place a few minutes later.
The second happened a few months before I started dating my wife. I was fresh out of a seven-year relationship and at a big singles mixer for open minded, sex positive college kids and twenty somethings. A “Safe space” for sexual self-expression if you will. (I’ve got some fun stories from a few of their other events for another time). At this event a cute & naive girl I’d met and hit it off with admitted to me she was still a virgin at 27. She was clearly drunk.