Adult Swim [MF]

Carly was not the most striking of the wives who were not mine at the pool party, but she was super cute and I always felt a little spark between us. I had just gotten in the pool and was standing near the edge, trying to decide which of the little conversation circles to join, when she waded in next to me.

She elbowed me in the hip and nodded, a mischievous grin on her face, the early evening sun bringing out some green flecks in her eyes and making the smattering of freckles on her nose and cheeks glow.

“Hey you,” she said.

“Carly, what’s happening?” I replied. “I think the last time we talked was in this same spot, at this same party last year.”

“That’s right! I was about the same amount of buzzed last year too,” she said, indicating her Yeti full of rose. I had been drinking IPAs for a couple of hours and was feeling pretty loose too.

My Neighbor’s Shower Surprise

I wasn’t really looking to start anything. Sure, there had always been a little flirtation in our interactions, but I never thought my neighbor would do what she did.

We were talking over the fence after I finished mowing. She was wearing cutoffs and her one-piece suit underneath, just back from the pool. The suit was a sporty one-piece with one shoulder strapped and the other bare, and she was busting out of it. A few cellulite dimples peeked out under her shorts in back, but I was still stealing glances, trying to stay soft while we talked about the upcoming fireworks that would happen across the street for the 4th of July later in the week.

I said I needed to shower, said goodbye and headed to the back door. Both of our spouses were gone for the day, kids away at camp. Our gates opened into a shared alley, and everything was surrounded by tall bushes, meaning there was a private way to access our yards and backdoors unnoticed by prying neighbors. But I wasn’t thinking of any of that when I went up to shower. I was just figuring I’d soap up and jerk off and put her out of my mind until the next time I saw her in cutoffs or a miniskirt or coming back from the pool.